My Cow Bell Neighboors

[frorider6]

LMAO!! Too fuckin' funny.....

First of all, I can't laugh too hard. My mom used to summon my sister and me with a cowbell. What can I tell ya. I was a fat kid.

And now you're making me feel bad. I just bought a house with a small lawn, maybe big enough for a volleyball court. So I hit the garage sales for stuff. Found a great mower, 6 months old, barely used, Sears Craftsman, owner paid $250 for it. Gave him $50 and took it home. Bad thing is, it's self-propelled. Now I feel like kind of a puss.

I hate mowing the fucking yard! I don't care if my yard is too small to put a kiddie poll on, I'm gonna have me a ridin' mower! And mount a TV on it too!!!!!!!

 

[Golfer18--old]

I live in the south, my parents have st augstine in their yard. You want to fucking mow my yard?