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Nathan
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Me: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. ______."
Them: "Who?"
Me: "Mr. ______."
Them: "I think you have the wrong number."
Me: "Is that right? Well, is this 324-476-2834?"
Them: "Yes, it is but there's nobody here by that name."
Me: "Look, just put Mr. ______ on the phone alright. I'm losing my temper here."
Them: "Sir, there is nobody here by that name."
Me: "Who's that talking in the background then? I can hear those fucking jackals laughing at me."
Them: "Um, they aren't laughing at you sir."
Me: "Who are they laughing at then?"
Them: "Well, I don't know but I'm sure it isn't you."
Me: "Go fuck yourself. How about that? I think I would know when someone is laughing at ME better than YOU would, don't you think?"
Them: "Sir, I'm going to hang up now."
Me: "Fine. Tell Mr. ______ that I know where he lives and that if he doesn't return this call in the next 5 minutes I'll fucking tear his head off and cram it so far up his ass he'll eventually digest it."
Them: Click
It may not have gone EXACTLY like that, but you get the point. I'm pretty tired here. Shit, in-coming call.
Them: "Who?"
Me: "Mr. ______."
Them: "I think you have the wrong number."
Me: "Is that right? Well, is this 324-476-2834?"
Them: "Yes, it is but there's nobody here by that name."
Me: "Look, just put Mr. ______ on the phone alright. I'm losing my temper here."
Them: "Sir, there is nobody here by that name."
Me: "Who's that talking in the background then? I can hear those fucking jackals laughing at me."
Them: "Um, they aren't laughing at you sir."
Me: "Who are they laughing at then?"
Them: "Well, I don't know but I'm sure it isn't you."
Me: "Go fuck yourself. How about that? I think I would know when someone is laughing at ME better than YOU would, don't you think?"
Them: "Sir, I'm going to hang up now."
Me: "Fine. Tell Mr. ______ that I know where he lives and that if he doesn't return this call in the next 5 minutes I'll fucking tear his head off and cram it so far up his ass he'll eventually digest it."
Them: Click
It may not have gone EXACTLY like that, but you get the point. I'm pretty tired here. Shit, in-coming call.
