My cat smells...

[Mr. dB]

...like death! He just came in from his afternoon prowl, and I don't know what he's been rolling around in, but it fucking stinks. He must've eaten another squirrel. And now he wants to crawl all over me.

"Dude, go away, and come back when you've groomed yourself!"

 

[hamstershaver]

wash that pussy

 

[SoKlueles]

eeek when my cat gets out, she eats lizards and then comes in and tries to give me kitty kisses


but i tell her to git

 

[redguru]

 

[jenscats5]

Predator kitty!!

 

[Raptorex]

 

[Mr. dB]

Are you saying he ate four elves? And stole one of their hats?

 

[Raptorex]

Are you saying he ate four elves? And stole one of their hats?

I believe they were mice!

 

[Whiskey]

My cat came inside one time smelling like smoke. with a bit of closer inspection, we noticed some of his hairs were singed. Yep, he got too close to the leaves burning. Dumbass

Whiskey

 

[Mr. dB]

What are you doing with that pumpkin?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Give her a bath, cats love a good soak.

 

[Mr. dB]

My cat is male. Or he used to be, before his testicles were removed. His name is Clyde.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Sorry don't know why I thought it was female.

 

[Sassy69]

LOL my cat was fixed yrs ago - now he runs like a girl. He also stays inside & at the worst, smells like cat. No dead mice allowed. He'd probably be scared of a mouse anyway.

However he makes a great foot warmer in the winter (he's 18 lb -- sits on your toes and nice & toasty. )

 

[Mr. dB]

My guy doesn't know that he's shooting blanks, I've caught him balling the neighborhood queen in heat.

 

[_Yossarian_]

cats are evil, vile creatures.

 

[Whiskey]

What are you doing with that pumpkin?

What do you think? I'm getting ready to smash it. it was a heavy focker too

Whiskey

 

[hamstershaver]

my cat snuck out last night and i didnt realize it till i heard meowing at the door at 7 this morning

 

[tokebloke]

$20 says your cat actually smells like peanut butter and semen.

 

[buffer1]

LOL my cat was fixed yrs ago - now he runs like a girl. He also stays inside & at the worst, smells like cat. No dead mice allowed. He'd probably be scared of a mouse anyway.

However he makes a great foot warmer in the winter (he's 18 lb -- sits on your toes and nice & toasty. )

lol,I had a cat a few years ago,he weighed in at 22 lbs,he was a cool cat though

 

[Mr. dB]

cats are evil, vile creatures.

That's what we love about them.

 

[Mr. dB]

Damn feline, he's done it again. His head smells suspiciously like squirrel guts.