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my cat is really bad

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so, my cat is pure evil. no matter what we do to make the fucker happy, he is really mean and evil.

he seems to truly do things on purpose because he knows we HATE when he does certain things, i.e. play with anything and everything that makes alot of noise from 1am-7am just so we wake up. if we lock him out, he beats on our door

wtf. what do i do about this?
 
LOL..I don't know but when I was in 8th grade and tripping lsd I would pet my cat with my sweaty palms and about 15-25 minutes later she would freak out and start running at full speed up and doing back flips..same thing happened when we gave her catnip.
 
HAHAHA
my cat also seems extremely sensitive to certain smells.. like.. uh let's say MJ smoke. even if he never enters the room he definitely seems 'altered' for a while

thats sort of funny :>
 
get a dog :)

i got a thing against cats. they are evil :evil:

but if say u got another cat, and then furnished that one with attention it might make ur original one jealous and it would behave maybe? hopefully they wouldnt fight.

i have no idea if u can even train a cat to do anything as thats what id do with my dog...if u really cant do anything maybe find ur local animal protection centre and give it in.

some people splash out on animal psychologists etc. maybe that :confused:
 
lol
i'm not putting anymore money into this shit head
he is a "bengal"..... and all that means is he cost Alot of money

i'll never make that mistake again

i've considered getting him a companion
I amn more of a dog person, But Dread Lord isn't... so that is sort of out of the question
 
dread_lady said:
lol
i'm not putting anymore money into this shit head
he is a "bengal"..... and all that means is he cost Alot of money

i'll never make that mistake again

i've considered getting him a companion
I amn more of a dog person, But Dread Lord isn't... so that is sort of out of the question
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ummm......when u say bengal do you mean bengal tiger :worried:

if so i wouldnt fuck with it :)....iof its a problem, get rid of it and get a puppy and raise it.....ur man will love it and its obedience and its loyalty

the fact it will prbably shit all over your carpet for the first month or so is the downside ;)
 
Sorry Dread, but I never liked any animal that was sneekier than me! My old snake would have taken care of your problem for ya.......

I know I'm going to catch hell for this... but ... I used to feed it little furry rabbits!
Ok not so little!

He was nasty when it came to eating...
 
well he's about 100lbs. right now and just starting to play with bowling balls..
he has really been a handfull for Dread Lord now, with his weight, and has really been pushing him around

like the other day, we locked him out, and rammed against the door and almost knocked it down

sometimes we are worried he will eat us at night. sometimes he just sits there with a crazy look on his face and licks his chops as he looks at us..
 
basskiller said:
Sorry Dread, but I never liked any animal that was sneekier than me! My old snake would have taken care of your problem for ya.......

I know I'm going to catch hell for this... but ... I used to feed it little furry rabbits!
Ok not so little!

He was nasty when it came to eating...
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dayum.... it would take a big snake to get my bengal though
 
Oh shit... I missed that part!

She was only 12 feet long and weighed around 70lbs but your right....

Bengals are a beautiful cat...

Have one on my forearm......
 
ya my cat is a prick to he is all ncie when you feed him but once your not pampering him he bites you and shit,and attacks me when im making my tuna,little cock,i just lock him in the shitter
 
dread_lady said:
well he's about 100lbs. right now and just starting to play with bowling balls..
he has really been a handfull for Dread Lord now, with his weight, and has really been pushing him around

like the other day, we locked him out, and rammed against the door and almost knocked it down

sometimes we are worried he will eat us at night. sometimes he just sits there with a crazy look on his face and licks his chops as he looks at us..
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damn!!! 100lbs!!

tranquilise it and ship its ass off to canada or something. fuck, u own a tiger :eek2:...and it plays with bowling balls!!!

id be scared shitless if a tiger looked at me in a funny way licking its lips :worried:

seriously though if it is becoming a problem maybe u might wanna get rid of it. also if neighbours notice its becoming a problem they might get uppity about it.
 
I hate fuckin' cats. I am WAY more of a dog person. Plus, I prefer to have an animal that is going to love on me and not walk around with its nose stuck up in the air.
 
hey,


I took in this momma kitty and her only kitten that appeared on my doorstep last week. I think there are a lot of strays in Nac. I am feeding 4 strays and I got the momma and the kitten living in my closet (she picked it). I love those feline fritters. Ok, so I am an animal lover, can't help it.;)
 
Night Fly said:
I hate fuckin' cats. I am WAY more of a dog person. Plus, I prefer to have an animal that is going to love on me and not walk around with its nose stuck up in the air.
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Most cat characteristics resemble those of female humans. :^)
 
Everytime your cat does something bad. Punish it in a way that relates somewha to what it has done.

For instance:
Say your cat has knocked your door in again.

Strap his ass onto the door he knocked down, tie the door to your trailer hitch and hit an interstate highway for a few miles. I'm sure he'll leave the doors alone after that.

Or even:
If he plays with your championship league of 92' bowling ball. Make sure to keep your good one, but buy four more, get a harness. Hook him up to something sturdy in your house at least 8 feet up. Tie the orbs on really tight to each paw. and make sure to let him down every five minutes for the next 2 hours.


It's not hard to fix these household problems. just set your mind to something and purity will be achieved!
 
We had two cats: a male and female (both fixed)...one always clung to me more, the other always favored the ex.

The male became extremely aggressive after the ex threw him at our girls' wooden kitchen playset the night before he put his hands on me. I kept the cat because the kids were very attached even though it attacked my little one and ME on several occasions, ate like a fucking horse and shit waaaaaaaay too much. Finally, after telling the ex to take his cat for the better part of two months (He first told me to take it to a shelter so that I would look like the bad guy to the girls.) the kids cried enough and he finally took the fucker.

I must say that my little baby, Miss Kitty (The Very Pretty Miss Kitty Kat) is quite lonely without her playmate...the girls haven't been home and I have been in and out a lot, too. I HATE CATS, but my baby is the sweetest, gentlest animal I have ever known. All she wants is someone to show her love.

I guess that it is true...after awhile animals begin to take on the characteristics of thier owners.

I am thinking that your cat wants attention.....get her a playmate or send her packing. Miss Kitty is ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS NOW...I can't walk a foot without her rubbing up against my leg asking to be stroked.
 
My problem child is sitting at my feet right now, and purring. She is 26 pounds of pure lynx rufus (read that as BOBCAT) she really was a hand full when she was a kitten, but after thirteen years she has really become a good companion except for when I have company, most people are too nervous around her and she senses their fear and this makes her afraid of them. Then she get's bite happy and I have to kennel her away which she really hates. At night if I have to lock her up which is rare she get really noisey and pounds on the door and start's her yowling to be let out. When you have a wild cat for a companion animal it means making concessions, alot of them. Dred lady, Bengals are a rare breed but they are not tigers, but you knew that already so don't try to pull this exotic's owners tail and tell me other wise. They might have attitude issues but they really are no bigger then a large domestic house cat. My cat will sleep with me and she really does want to most of the time, but shit she hogs the whole damn bed, and then it makes for a bad night of sleep for me.
 
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My cat is really bad

In repsonse to the title of your thread, I sya any pussy is a good pussy...with the exception of a few pussies on here that I would not go near.....not into skank cats
 
Laserdude said:
My problem child is sitting at my feet right now, and purring. She is 26 pounds of pure lynx rufus (read that as BOBCAT) she really was a hand full when she was a kitten, but after thirteen years she has really become a good companion except for when I have company, most people are too nervous around her and she senses their fear and this makes her afraid of them. Then she get's bite happy and I have to kennel her away which she really hates. At night if I have to lock her up which is rare she get really noisey and pounds on the door and start's her yowling to be let out. When you have a wild cat for a companion animal it means making concessions, alot of them. Dred lady, Bengals are a rare breed but they are not tigers, but you knew that already so don't try to pull this exotic's owners tail and tell me other wise. They might have attitude issues but they really are no bigger then a large domestic house cat. My cat will sleep with me and she really does want to most of the time, but shit she hogs the whole damn bed, and then it makes for a bad night of sleep for me.
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HAHA
im kidding
i have a bengal "cat" i won't lie :)
for those who don't know, it's part asian leapord cat and part striped domestic or something
very pretty, but very antisocial
 
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MommaKin said:
In repsonse to the title of your thread, I sya any pussy is a good pussy...with the exception of a few pussies on here that I would not go near.....not into skank cats
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:)
 
Re: My cat is really bad

MommaKin said:
In repsonse to the title of your thread, I sya any pussy is a good pussy...with the exception of a few pussies on here that I would not go near.....not into skank cats
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whoa, not referring to me are u momma?
 
....though you had a tiger outside...great home security ;)

very true about the male women /dog cat comparisons though....maybe im biased :) ....males tend to like dogs more ive found, not all males though
 
hehe i was kidding about the tiger thing ;)

my cat is only about 11-12 lbs, he is very muscular though compared to a regular cat. very instinctive too

i wouldnt want a tiger or lion cuz they (males) spray piss up to 6ft in your direction every time they see u, very hard to dodge that... no thanks!
 
do they have cat training schools?....(it wuld be funny if u did have a tiger and brought it to one :) )

we were having a hell of a time training my dog (very cheeky) so we took him to one where they had group teaching sessions and we trained him under supervision. he was still a retard but we learnt what to teach him when we got home.

if hes bad you could deny him food and place him in a white illuminated box and pump in some white noise. he'll either obey your every command or go insane
:D
 
You can punish your cat by tying a helium balloon to it's tail. They hate that.:D
 
The comment about home security is true, if you break into my house, you will be breaking out of my house real quick.... She will tear you apart... Some how I like that......You won't even see her until she's on you, and her bites WILL infect your ass in about 4 hours and then I just tell the cops to look for someone with an animal bite in the next 6 hours max. You will need medical attention. She NEVER bites me. the one time she did when she was a kitten, it hurt like hell and I needed IV antibiotics, it was my fault by the way. I have never made that mistake again.
 
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You can punish your cat by tying a helium balloon to it's tail. They hate that.
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LOL plifter! Another good one is putting scotch tape on their feet.... not to "punish" them -- but to just sort of keep them humble....

I love my kitty - he's about 20 lbs of pure love and furr! His favorite thing to do is flying body slams when he isn't getting full attention. He's very demanding....
 
Give the cat a good shower and he´ll be occupied with licking himself for the next 2 hours. Works everytime :evil:
 
this cat likes water by his own will - but he gets fiesty when we get water around him w/out his permission. keeping a water gun handy has helped a bit lately.
he cant figure out where the watre comes from

tape on feet - fun
sock on head - more fun

i have a few more tricks, but i wont menttion them ;) wouldnt want it to be said that i am abusive or anything
 
My cat has a split personality.

He is very loving and smoochy, but then he turns evil.

Scratches at the door, climbs the screen door, it is ripped to shreads.

Once he bit me, and i have a scar on my hand, a bite mark, little bastard, it hurt like hell, and I had to get a tetnus shot.

Little cunt.

I love him to pieces though.
 
My ex had a cat that used to have the bad habit of coming and sleep on my forehead at night and I'm allergic to cats. Anyway I would gently push her off but this bitch really was evil and didn't want to stop. I fixed the problem by grabbing it one night and flinging it across the room. She never bothered me again. :devil:
 
DreadLady, for sure you must know I was not at all referring to you.....we seem to have an understanding about things :)
 
dread_lady said:
so, my cat is pure evil. no matter what we do to make the fucker happy, he is really mean and evil.

he seems to truly do things on purpose because he knows we HATE when he does certain things, i.e. play with anything and everything that makes alot of noise from 1am-7am just so we wake up. if we lock him out, he beats on our door

wtf. what do i do about this?
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Don't feel bad...my dog has a bad case of ADD and my bird is a raging psychotic
 
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