My burger king experience

[Citruscide]

I am highly agitated now.

First I go to Burger king to get my weekly Bacon,egg,cheese biscuit ... two of them... I get back, only to find out it is sausage... now, I relize they are from the same animal... but hell, I hate sausage, love bacon... and if I'm going to have my little cheat breakfast, damnit, I want the BACON!

Instead of bringing back the biscuts, I freekout and proceed to dismantle them against the wall in the garbage room (down the hall in my highrise)... I go back thinking... hey, I'll just get two more, no problem...

Problem. Burger King has run out of biscuits and must make more. It'll take a few minutes turns into 30 minutes... Now, I don't know which is more retarded, the fact that it took them 30 minutes to get my two biscuits to me, or that I waited 30 minutes...

Oh, they gave me a free OJ for my time...

Ok, I've vented... discuss.

C

 

[HighIntensity]

what are you going to do wih OJ?...keep him away from your white girl bro, hes a mean little bastard.

 

[big perm]

Personally my favorite is the ham-egg-cheese croissant. But, as in your case, they have a tendency to fuck up my orders when I get there. They usually give me sausage instead of ham. I haven't resorted to throwing them against the wall yet, but that does seem like a viable alternative. I'll give it a try next time, but I'll make sure it's inside the restaurant when I do it.

 

[WODIN]

You have a serious bacon problem. Betty Ford can help.

 

[Crazier]

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I haven't resorted to throwing them against the wall yet, but that does seem like a viable alternative.
[/B]

Just hop on a cycle, you'll be slinging 'em into the wall like crazy.

BACON, HAM...

Sausage...
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[casavant]

I'm not a picky eater at all, but to my surprise, I just can't stand Burger King anymore. Actually, fast food in general is becoming increasingly less appealing to me.

 

[frorider6]

C - I'm glad you have your temper under control.

 

[Citruscide]

If I wasn't so rational, I would have flipped the counter up went behind the grill back there and made my own fucking biscuits... how hard can it fucking be?

I didn't want to give them too much shit, because I used to work in retail when I was in undergrad, and I hated assholes coming in... so I just sat there patiently... they kept offering me hashbrowns, drink... I just said "No, I want my 2 bacon, egg and cheese biscuits.... please.." The please was said through grinidng teeth.

C -- Maybe I should do an NYC boy picture shoot of him explaining his burger king diet plan for losing fat?

 

[Citruscide]

C - I'm glad you have your temper under control.

Damn skippy I do... If i didn't, I would have dismantled the people at Burger King's heads against the wall... I'd rather take out my aggression on helpless sausage biscuits.

C

 

[casavant]

Damn skippy I do... If i didn't, I would have dismantled the people at Burger King's heads against the wall... I'd rather take out my aggression on helpless sausage biscuits.

C

I usually take out my aggression on my penis.