My breasts are droopy and flat.

[NoDaddyNo]

Well, after no luck on getting my name changed, I'm gonna have to go ahead and leave and never come back.

And by "never come back" I mean "register with the name that I want".

I'm far too busy at work right now hating everyone, but I'll get to it later today.

Rest assured that I don't care that you don't care.

I broke this up into several lines for the mentally retarded. See, I care.

 

[SoKlueles]

my breasts are droopy and flat too....and wodin still wants a pic of em

 

[WODIN]

I want pics of both of ya's breastessessesssesssss .... Essss..sss.

 

[Lumberg]

Me too.

And Wodin's.

I'll send you a picture in return.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Mine sag down to the floor. I cut special holes in my shirt for them. That way they flap around when I'm on my bike.

I want to get tattoos on them so that they look like two snakes fighting over a dead rat that is sprawled out on the center of my chest.

 

[RottenWillow]

Daddy do you want to trade? You could be Anya, the wise cracking ex-vengence demon with a heart of gold from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I could be the vaguely disquieting daddy who loves his boy too much.

 

[Ashamed]

i think your name is funny..


....but I don't get out much.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Daddy do you want to trade? You could be Anya, the wise cracking ex-vengence demon with a heart of gold from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I could be the vaguely disquieting daddy who loves his boy too much.

No offense to you, but I would rather have syphilis than be associated with Buffy.

 

[Lumberg]

NDN Stop wasting your time posting as NDN if you know you are going to be someone else soon!

I want to see the new handle!

 

[t3c]

i'll buy your account for 1 dollar


no joke i'll seriously send you a dollar

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Okay - this is my new username.

I like it better.

I don't feel like changing the password on the NoDaddyNo account, and I would want anyone using it for the powers of evil. Or for the powers of suck.

 

[SoloFlex]

that's the stupidest name yet

come on man

 

[Lumberg]

that's the stupidest name yet

come on man

Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

that's the stupidest name yet

come on man

I can't even begin to tell you how much that hurts.

Somewhere around "not at all" and "what"?

 

[gonelifting]

I just figured it out, HappyScrappy->MarthaStewart->NoDaddyNo->OMGWTFBBQ

 

[SoloFlex]

I can't even begin to tell you how much that hurts.

Somewhere around "not at all" and "what"?

All I'm saying is quit now, while you've only got 2 posts

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

All I'm saying is quit now, while you've only got 2 posts

The combination of your inspirational words and your username has left me to assume that this has to be my grandma.

How's it going grandma?

 

[plornive]

Oh my god, What the FUCK?!

BBQ tonight, Martha Stewart style!

Think that bitch might need a fuck?!

I'm gonna BBQ her ass like an imbecile.

 

[Ffactor]

The combination of your inspirational words and your username has left me to assume that this has to be my grandma.

How's it going grandma?

Well, if the purpose of your name change was to get me to leave this site then you've finally succeeded!

 

[FuckMeInDaGoatAss]

My username, $50. Any takers?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

My username, $50. Any takers?

That thing is pointy fellas.

 

[WODIN]

God I'm glad I'm not a mod.

Also.... What's the significance of WTFOMGBBQ ?

 

[RottenWillow]

Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

 

[AAP]

just let me know which name you want on that shirt...

 

[SoloFlex]

My username, $50. Any takers?

God that would be a good user name!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

God I'm glad I'm not a mod.

Also.... What's the significance of WTFOMGBBQ ?

I have no idea what the significance of that is.

As for my name, it is just net-riffic.

ohmygodwhatthefuckbarbecue said real fast warms my soul. It is what goes through my head when people use all that shit anyways.

 

[Lumberg]

I remember there was a thread where people were throwing around possible monikers and HS threw this one out.

I gotta admit this ranks up there with Yodgeygey in bad nameness.

 

[FuckMeInDaGoatAss]

I SNEAK UP ON COUPLES HAVING BARBEQUES AND SCREAM <FUCK ME IN DA GOAT ASS HOLE>. tHEY SAY, "OH MY GOD!! wHAT THE FFUUCCKK!!!"

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I remember there was a thread where people were throwing around possible monikers and HS threw this one out.

I gotta admit this ranks up there with Yodgeygey in bad nameness.

werd

It is special to me, if you like it or not means nothing to me.

Plus, typing out MonkeyInMyAss every time I would want to log in would have sucked.

 

[WODIN]

I remember there was a thread where people were throwing around possible monikers and HS threw this one out.

I gotta admit this ranks up there with Yodgeygey in bad nameness.

And lumberg was a good choice because?

 

[gonelifting]

God I'm glad I'm not a mod.

Also.... What's the significance of WTFOMGBBQ ?

Want To Fuck On My Great Big BarbeQue?

 

[FuckMeInDaGoatAss]

Want To Fuck On My Great Big BarbeQue?

SIZZLIN'