my boss is dilbert

[stilleto]

His assistant is out sick today, so he passed by my office and... um... saw me reading the paper.
So he says, "Stilleto (thats what he calls me), do me a favor. I'm bringing up a bunch of boxes of old files from the storage room and putting them out for garbage collection. Can you call the town and tell them?"

So I say, "Tell them what?"

He gets all mad and starts yelling. "TELL THEM WE ARE THROWING AWAY A LOT OF OLD FILES !!!"

alriiiiiiiiiiighty...

So i call the town.

"Hi, garbage collection? This is Stilleto, I'm on XXX street. I'm just letting you know that we are cleaning out our storage room and will be putting out extra boxes tomorrow."

the lady says, "and?"

"And," I continue. "I'm just telling you. We'll have more garbage than usual."

"Thanks for the warning."


i hope tomorrow I get to test all of our pens.

 

[pintoca]

he's pointy-haired boss, not dilbert



also, if you live in XXX street, does that mean you get all-you-can-eat pr0n?

 

[stilleto]

he's pointy-haired boss, not dilbert



also, if you live in XXX street, does that mean you get all-you-can-eat pr0n?

dammit, you're right. *I* am dilbert.
and no, i WORK on XXX street.
i live on someplaceelse way.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

His assistant is out sick today, so he passed by my office and... um... saw me reading the paper.
So he says, "Stilleto (thats what he calls me), do me a favor. I'm bringing up a bunch of boxes of old files from the storage room and putting them out for garbage collection. Can you call the town and tell them?"

So I say, "Tell them what?"

He gets all mad and starts yelling. "TELL THEM WE ARE THROWING AWAY A LOT OF OLD FILES !!!"

alriiiiiiiiiiighty...

So i call the town.

"Hi, garbage collection? This is Stilleto, I'm on XXX street. I'm just letting you know that we are cleaning out our storage room and will be putting out extra boxes tomorrow."

the lady says, "and?"

"And," I continue. "I'm just telling you. We'll have more garbage than usual."

"Thanks for the warning."


i hope tomorrow I get to test all of our pens.

that is rather dilbert-esque.

 

[pintoca]

dammit, you're right. *I* am dilbert.
and no, i WORK on XXX street.
i live on someplaceelse way.

 

[PBR]

i had a boss "ONCE" that told me to call the paint store and ask if they had black paint...im like dude, WTF.

 

[stilleto]

i had a boss "ONCE" that told me to call the paint store and ask if they had black paint...im like dude, WTF.

LOL... mine has asked for some really stupid stuff too. he's a classic micro manager.

 

[Sassy69]

I spent ***-*** living the *** life -- ***, the whole 9 yards. Since then I've actually gone beyond ***. It becomes truly surreal just how *** people in *** can be.

 

[stilleto]

stilleto is as smart as I am.

*cough*
you might want to change that before someone around here uses it as their sig.

 

[Sassy69]

LMAO! Ok editted --- now you want to edit your quote of my quote before it gets quoted?