my boss is dilbert

[stilleto]

His assistant is out sick today, so he passed by my office and... um... saw me reading the paper.
So he says, "Stilleto (thats what he calls me), do me a favor. I'm bringing up a bunch of boxes of old files from the storage room and putting them out for garbage collection. Can you call the town and tell them?"

So I say, "Tell them what?"

He gets all mad and starts yelling. "TELL THEM WE ARE THROWING AWAY A LOT OF OLD FILES !!!"

alriiiiiiiiiiighty...

So i call the town.

"Hi, garbage collection? This is Stilleto, I'm on XXX street. I'm just letting you know that we are cleaning out our storage room and will be putting out extra boxes tomorrow."

the lady says, "and?"

"And," I continue. "I'm just telling you. We'll have more garbage than usual."

"Thanks for the warning."


i hope tomorrow I get to test all of our pens.

 

[pintoca]

he's pointy-haired boss, not dilbert



also, if you live in XXX street, does that mean you get all-you-can-eat pr0n?

 

[stilleto]

he's pointy-haired boss, not dilbert



also, if you live in XXX street, does that mean you get all-you-can-eat pr0n?

dammit, you're right. *I* am dilbert.
and no, i WORK on XXX street.
i live on someplaceelse way.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

His assistant is out sick today, so he passed by my office and... um... saw me reading the paper.
So he says, "Stilleto (thats what he calls me), do me a favor. I'm bringing up a bunch of boxes of old files from the storage room and putting them out for garbage collection. Can you call the town and tell them?"

So I say, "Tell them what?"

He gets all mad and starts yelling. "TELL THEM WE ARE THROWING AWAY A LOT OF OLD FILES !!!"

alriiiiiiiiiiighty...

So i call the town.

"Hi, garbage collection? This is Stilleto, I'm on XXX street. I'm just letting you know that we are cleaning out our storage room and will be putting out extra boxes tomorrow."

the lady says, "and?"

"And," I continue. "I'm just telling you. We'll have more garbage than usual."

"Thanks for the warning."


i hope tomorrow I get to test all of our pens.

that is rather dilbert-esque.

 

[pintoca]

dammit, you're right. *I* am dilbert.
and no, i WORK on XXX street.
i live on someplaceelse way.

 

[PBR]

i had a boss "ONCE" that told me to call the paint store and ask if they had black paint...im like dude, WTF.

 

[stilleto]

i had a boss "ONCE" that told me to call the paint store and ask if they had black paint...im like dude, WTF.

LOL... mine has asked for some really stupid stuff too. he's a classic micro manager.

 

[Sassy69]

I spent ***-*** living the *** life -- ***, the whole 9 yards. Since then I've actually gone beyond ***. It becomes truly surreal just how *** people in *** can be.

 

[stilleto]

stilleto is as smart as I am.

*cough*
you might want to change that before someone around here uses it as their sig.

 

[Sassy69]

LMAO! Ok editted --- now you want to edit your quote of my quote before it gets quoted?

 

[Frisky]

lol

My boss is a big dilbert geek.. not long after I started working for the company and he knew I was taking MA and started getting to know my attitude he brings me in a picture just like this

to this day its still hanging in my office

 

[Cutiebaby]

LOL @ garbage telephone answering lady!!!!

 

[stilleto]

LOL @ garbage telephone answering lady!!!!

i think i'll call the phone company and tell them that we might makes a lot of phone calls tomorrow.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

LMAO! Ok editted --- now you want to edit your quote of my quote before it gets quoted?

I hope youlike margaritas, because that Mike guy bought a new set of margarita glasses.

And a kegerator.

And I think he even has a giant pig-roaster.

I mean, it's fucking huge. He just sits there with his 80 ounce beers and roasts pigs on a spit.


Hey, Matt..would you like a beer? How about you J? Can I offer you a rum and diet coke?

Pineapples are big these days. I love em.

 

[Frisky]

i think i'll call the phone company and tell them that we might makes a lot of phone calls tomorrow.

Im gonna call the sewer company and tell them I upped my water and i'll be going to the restroom more often.

 

[silverbackn]

His assistant is out sick today, so he passed by my office and... um... saw me reading the paper.
So he says, "Stilleto (thats what he calls me), do me a favor. I'm bringing up a bunch of boxes of old files from the storage room and putting them out for garbage collection. Can you call the town and tell them?"

So I say, "Tell them what?"

He gets all mad and starts yelling. "TELL THEM WE ARE THROWING AWAY A LOT OF OLD FILES !!!"

alriiiiiiiiiiighty...

So i call the town.

"Hi, garbage collection? This is Stilleto, I'm on XXX street. I'm just letting you know that we are cleaning out our storage room and will be putting out extra boxes tomorrow."

the lady says, "and?"

"And," I continue. "I'm just telling you. We'll have more garbage than usual."

"Thanks for the warning."


i hope tomorrow I get to test all of our pens.

your boss in Lumberg.........umm yeeaah

 

[blut wump]

Maybe you'll get a promotion and can be a cat in the next life if you relinquish your Karma.

 

[stilleto]

Maybe you'll get a promotion and can be a cat in the next life if you relinquish your Karma.

I don't want to be a cat. or relinquish anything.

 

[Sassy69]

I hope youlike margaritas, because that Mike guy bought a new set of margarita glasses.

And a kegerator.

And I think he even has a giant pig-roaster.

I mean, it's fucking huge. He just sits there with his 80 ounce beers and roasts pigs on a spit.


Hey, Matt..would you like a beer? How about you J? Can I offer you a rum and diet coke?

Pineapples are big these days. I love em.

Could I mix you an adult beverage?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Could I mix you an adult beverage?

ahhaah awesome

He called me already this morning to say he was firing up the pig roaster. I was like "where did you get a pig?"

Mike: "I got crazy pigs bitch, don't even worry about it. I got livestock like a fuckin rancher"

Me: "How many beers you had today"?

Mike: "What time is it"

Me: 925 AM

Mike: About...I don't know....5. Liz, how many beers have I had? And get me another one while you're over there.

Yep, Mike's attained nirvana.

 

[stilleto]

ahhaah awesome

He called me already this morning to say he was firing up the pig roaster. I was like "where did you get a pig?"
.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/private.php?do=newpm&userid=12762

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

nah can't do it stilletobor, this shit is for public consumption.

 

[stilleto]

nah can't do it stilletobor, this shit is for public consumption.

oh, ok, good. cause we're all enjoying hearing about something we know absolutely nothing about.

 

[cyrex]

my boss once told me "The key to success is to be successful"

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

oh, ok, good. cause we're all enjoying hearing about something we know absolutely nothing about.

Someone Sassy and I know has attained nirvana.


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