My ass is on fire

[Dial_tone]

and no, it's not freeballindc's fault. I coulda swore I ate a ton of fiber yesterday.

 

[Gambino]

Sorry DT, you were just a tad dry...

 

[FreeballinDC]

and no, it's not freeballindc's fault. I coulda swore I ate a ton of fiber yesterday.

In my wildest dreams....

What was it really? Lots of Mexican food with hot sauce?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you did the strap-on thing, eh?

 

[BonerBoy]

clen???

 

[Dial_tone]

In my wildest dreams....

What was it really? Lots of Mexican food with hot sauce?

I did have Mexican last night and i'm hoping that's it. I think I just passed a few razor blades...........somebody kill me. maybe it's this kiwi strawberry snapple. this is my 3rd in 16 hrs.

 

[SoKlueles]

oh dear use TUCKS(and no not TUC)

 

[The Shadow]

Lol

 

[RADAR]

you sure you're not using that "John Wayne" Toilet paper?
The logo on the wrap says its ruff & tuff & won't take shit off nobody.


RADAR

 

[ChefWide]

Vanilla Ice Cream, and quick!

Saved my ass (litterally) after my bout of Habenero Salsa freakatosis a few weeks back.

 

[Scotsman]

Vanilla Ice Cream, and quick!

Saved my ass (litterally) after my bout of Habenero Salsa freakatosis a few weeks back.

A popsicle is the perfect anal ice pack.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Dial_tone]

lmao

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you got the lube mixed up with the deep heat again, huh?

actually this is quite funny when it happens. theres i guy i know who tried to steal some deep heat by putting it down his shorts, where some got on his dick

he dances very well