My application to B.I.T.C.H.S.

[Boach]

Sexual Mustard,

I'm calling you out. I think I'd make a good addition to your affiliation. Here's my story:

I dated a girl at 17. I proposed to her at 18 and she accepted. We were engaged when she cheated. I took her back and then she cheated on me a second time with her sister's boyfriend who was living in her apartment at the time. this was all over a span of 4 years.

Most recently, I've been single, began seeing a girl who got mad at me because I wanted to see her more than once a week and didn't like the fact that I hate being stood up. We stopped hanging out but she insists that she shares my feelings for her. I hate women and here I am. Take it or leave it.

Let me know, boss.

 

[HighIntensity]

I have a vote

 

[Boach]

Dude, you said you attacked me or something. I don't recall you doing that but i kinda insulted you. I didn't really mean to be nasty but you've been really antagonistic, lately. Thanks for the apology but it wasn't necessary. It is I who owes you an apology.

We chill?

 

[naturally anabolic]

play nice in the sandbox kids

 

[HighIntensity]

always brother,

you know I am good people and we have many friends in common. But the Dad beating me comment was over the line Boach. Sometimes I stir the pot and sometimes a feel people need standing up for on Elite, but it is rarely ever out of malice.

were cool, hey I may see you in 2 weeks anyway

 

[Boach]

always brother,

you know I am good people and we have many friends in common. But the Dad beating me comment was over the line Boach. Sometimes I stir the pot and sometimes a feel people need standing up for on Elite, but it is rarely ever out of malice.

were cool, hey I may see you in 2 weeks anyway

I never said anything about dad beating you shit, did I? What thread was that...?

 

[DICK_IN_ASS_TIMOTHY]

I take it B.I.T.C.H.S. is a club for hatas? Well here is my entry application. At 17 a hoe cheated on me. At 20 I was engaged and the god damn hoe cheated on me with my MOTHER FUCKING BEST FRIEND WHO IS NOW MY WORST ENEMY. I am 22 now just broke up with a hoe who I THINK cheated but am not sure, but fuck man that sure looked like stale jism in her puss.

 

[Boach]

the other guy's jizm was still fresh when I had my ex. I feel so dirty. Women seriously suck, man.

Women are forever now simply moist holes. I equate them to a drilled out watermelon.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

Gentlemen,

Thank you for your application. Your essays are currently being reviewed, and you'll get a response as soon as the score is assessed.

Thank you for your interest in this fine, for-profit organization/support group.

SM
President, B.I.T.C.H.S.
Bashing In The Cunts, Hos, and Sluts

 

[DICK_IN_ASS_TIMOTHY]

the other guy's jizm was still fresh when I had my ex. I feel so dirty. Women seriously suck, man.

Women are forever now simply moist holes. I equate them to a drilled out watermelon.

ten four bro, ten four

 

[Boach]

Awaiting my rejection or acceptance into the organization.

 

[Fantom604]

Sexual Mustard, you personally gave me an invitation to join B.I.T.C.H.S, and I humbly accept....

I was just wondering if I could attain the position that Rex suggested, "Tactical Situations Expert"


http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153751&perpage=20&pagenumber=2

 

[Sexual Mustard]

Boach and Dick In Ass Timothy:

Congratulations on passing the criteria in order to become the newest members of B.I.T.C.H.S., your new family and brotherhood! Aid, support, and protect all brothers in any situations they may need you in. Currently, our Prime Minister of Defense (Citruscide) is in dire need of our support, as his current life is in shambles thanks to a woman.

Reviews for a cabinet position will be based on your proactive efforts/posts. Thanks again and welcome!

SM
President, B.I.T.C.H.S.
Bashing In the Cunts, Hos, and Sluts

 

[Puc]

how bout this? I spent 15 months waiting for a girl, then she broke up with me right before we could be together. then she begged me to take her back two months later. I took her back. then she broke up with me one week later.

I think she just wanted to twist the dagger one more time...

then there was another girl. I lost my virginity to her and 3 days later she decided it would be a good idea to fuck her coast guard boyfriend. that ruled. yup... that one fucking ruled.

then there was that girl that drove to Kentucky to see me. we were dating at the time. I went to get food and she left and didn't tell me why. I followed her all the way back to Indianapolis to confront her. she told me she was fucking someone else and couldn't stand the guilty feelings so she left. then she said tough. that fucking ruled, too.

I am going gay. fuck this shit.

 

[Puc]

btw this is my fucking application

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Fellas, all I can say right now is a quote from anonymous person


"Woman is a foe of friendship, inescapable pushiment, and a necessity evil."

 

[AAA]

johnblaze,

hey man, if you arent happy with yourself then chicks probably arent happy with you either. you need to make a definite change. the blaze recommends you try to be like blaze. you have got to convince yourself that you are blaze. you want to talk like the blaze. act like the blaze. dress like the blaze. maybe one day you can become a blaze. when you do that you will be blazing chicks and john blazing motherfuckers every day.

 

[Puc]

megas is now my heros

 

[Boach]

Hella motherfucking sweet. I'm a B.I.T.C.H.S. soldier.

I'm all over this shit, niggas!!!!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I was wondering about our good friend Mr. Blaze.Looks like he was reincarnated as smegma soldier.