My 8,000 Dedication Post...

[sawastea]

Hammy PMed me to ask to dedicate it to him, but I won't. This post is dedicated to SoreArms. Because of his heritage, he was the basis of many jokes. Almost all of them were funny. Needless to say, he deserves a dedication.

This is for you, amigo

 

[Becoming]

Hey I am too brobe. But I look like a guedo. (sp?)

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[Deterass]

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Damn...8K posts in 2 years, and my next post will only be my 1,000th in the same amount of time.

 

[SoreArms]

LOL

congrats playa


burrito

 

[Becoming]

So one time this momma duck and baby duck are crossing the street.... along comes a truck... WHAM! momma duck gets killed and the baby duck is knocked to the other side of the street...

A little while later a momma skunk and baby skunk are crossing the street.... along comes a truck... WHAM! momma skunk gets killed and the baby skunk is knocked to the other side of the street...

The baby duck and baby skunk introduce themselves. Then the baby duck has a question... "Can you tell me what I am?" says the baby duck "My mommy got killed before she had a chance to tell me..."

"Well" says the baby skunk...

"You have webbed feet, and a bill"... "Uh huh" says the baby duck...
"and you are yellow"... "Uh huh" says the baby duck...
"and you go QUACK QUACK"...... "Uh huh" says the baby duck...

"So I guess you are a DUCK!"

"Thanks" says the baby duck...

"Well can you tell me what I am?" says the baby skunk... "My mommy also got killed before she could tell me"....

"Well" says the baby duck... "Let me see..."

"You're not black"..... "Uh huh" says the baby skunk...
"and you're not white"..... "Uh huh" says the baby skunk...
"and you stink"..... "Uh huh" says the baby skunk...

"So you must be a FUCKING MEXICAN!!!" says the baby duck....


What is the moral of this story? Ducks, even the babies, can be real fuckers....

(a friend of mine left this on my answering machine in college)

 

[hamstershaver]

Damn...8K posts in 2 years, and my next post will only be my 1,000th in the same amount of time.

it should be to me

 

[IvanOffelitch]

it should be to me

Read my 1K dedication thread rodentdood

 

[hamstershaver]

Read my 1K dedication thread rodentdood

 

[wootoom]

omg

 

[powerslave]

 

[Lestat]

lol @ the joke

becoming you really are hispanic?

 

[wootoom]

why the hell am i not there. ill take your life

 

[Becoming]

lol @ the joke

becoming you really are hispanic?

and sicilian mostly.. with about 1/4 other shit thrown in (welsh and some other crap)...

i was born for a life of crime.

 

[SoreArms]

and sicilian mostly.. with about 1/4 other shit thrown in (welsh and some other crap)...

i was born for a life of crime.

mutt, ugly one too

 

[Choderboy]

congrats

 

[anthrax]

Good job buddy

 

[wtlftr]

posting my post count.

 

[perkele]

8000 posts. That's the most smilie posts that anyone has ever posted.

Congrats.

I mean it, congrats.

Bye.

 

[bran987]

sorearms saved the day for me today he deserves it

 

[SoreArms]

yes I do

 

[pintoca]

Sorearms (and all the spanish-enabled people of the board) are good bors to have around...

yay

 

[Lady Viking]

8000 posts. That's the most smilie posts that anyone has ever posted.

Congrats.

I mean it, congrats.

Bye.

I´ll be there soon