My 3 yo is such a bitch!

[dusteefartz]

Seriously he cries alll the fuckin time! I blame his Mom!

 

[PICK3]

Seriously he cries alll the fuckin time! I blame his Mom!

he just wants a lil bro/sis

 

[dusteefartz]

he just wants a lil bro/sis

He has an older sister...and there is no way in hell I'm going for a 3rd! F THAT!!!

 

[shirlene29]

uhh, he's three?

 

[dusteefartz]

uhh, he's three?

Yeah 3 (Three) I hate him right now...HAHAHA... I can't wait till he's out of that bitch stage

 

[shirlene29]

my two yr old just entered the "no's" which has come complete with door slamming
and endless games of charades

 

[pussydrizzle_8]

Yeah 3 (Three) I hate him right now...HAHAHA... I can't wait till he's out of that bitch stage

Nice cats in the cradle life

 

[WoodyO]

Have you tried spanking his mother?

 

[nangiggles]

my two yr old just entered the "no's" which has come complete with door slamming
and endless games of charades

A kid I transport is in the "Why?" phase fuuuuuck

 

[dusteefartz]

Have you tried spanking his mother?

Numerous times...

 

[dusteefartz]

my two yr old just entered the "no's" which has come complete with door slamming
and endless games of charades

Ugh....my daughter is in that stage now...she's 5 going on 16!

 

[PICK3]

Have you tried spanking his mother?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKlyuoVE2M

 

[dusteefartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLKlyuoVE2M

lololololo

 

[stosstruppe]

Immolate them both The Crazies-style?

 

[-SD-]

Blame his moms Bush

 

[pdaddyII]

Shake him

 

[wootoom]

It's not yours

 

[-SD-]

If Im not me then who the hell am I?

 

[wootoom]

Hey man I have 5 smokers to feed

 

[wootoom]

You need a smoke

 

[-SD-]

I want a dirt/smoke hybrid jetski

 

[-SD-]

Hahahahaahahahah

Fuck me dry on land.

Dryland

 

[cindylou]

what's the big deal with him crying?

 

[-SD-]

what's the big deal with him crying?

Because he doesnt have 5% BF or 12" wang

 

[wootoom]

Feed him pure dirt, it works

 

[WoodyO]

Sell him on the black market.

 

[wootoom]

Put him on an oil tanker at the bottom checking on the oil level

 

[dusteefartz]

what's the big deal with him crying?

The big deal is that he throws his lil tantrums everywhere we go if he dosent get his way and THEN he wants to be held....waaaaaaaa...hold me....waaaaa. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

 

[dusteefartz]

Sell him on the black market.

lololol...wouldn't go that far I do still love the lil bish.

 

[wootoom]

The big deal is that he throws his lil tantrums everywhere we go if he dosent get his way and THEN he wants to be held....waaaaaaaa...hold me....waaaaa. SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

Lol lol lol skin him!!!

 

[dusteefartz]

Lol lol lol skin him!!!

lolololol...

 

[wootoom]

im screaming at my kid right now

 

[-SD-]

Put him on an oil tanker at the bottom checking on the oil level

Hahahahahah holy fuck im dying with this

 

[wootoom]

Lol!!!!!!!!

 

[-SD-]

I dont have kids

Or workout

 

[cindylou]

My 3yo does the same thing. It is annoying. Not the crying but the tantrums.

 

[wootoom]

I have 3 kids to feed

 

[goin on 4T]

I have raised 4 girls. The only way to get them to stop the crying is to give them a reason to cry. Then when the pain goes away the brat will stop crying.

 

[furrytaco]

Lotta dad of the years in here

 

[bigbassturd]

I have raised 4 girls. The only way to get them to stop the crying is to give them a reason to cry. Then when the pain goes away the brat will stop crying.

When my 6 month old cries I start punching her in the face. My theory is if I do it long enough, it feels so much better when I stop that she can't help but be happy.

 

[PICK3]

What age do you supposed to start choking them in their sleep

 

[goin on 4T]

Immediately upon birth.

 

[dusteefartz]

lolololololololol

 

[nangiggles]

Immediately upon birth.

Only girls though

 

[goin on 4T]

Only girls though

Lol