Mustaches

[VicTusDeuS]

How you think they look on a 22 yr old?

 

[HappyScrappy]

depends how big her tits are

 

[Bullit]

Gayer than a really gay thing.

 

[Y_lifter]

Plain Mustaches make you look like a 18 year old navy recruit trying to get over on the dress code..

Gotta go with the Fu Manchu.....

 

[flex123]

all I gotta say is Dirty sanchez. If you grow one of those your a fag. I was in mexico last year for spring break and saw lots of dirty sanchez' on them Mexicans down there.

 

[the nature boy]

don't do it.

 

[beastboy]

depends how big her tits are

LMAO!

 

[finabomber]

dirty sanchez???????

FB

 

[big4life]

Grow a goatee


Trust me on this one.

 

[flex123]

dirty sanchez???????

FB

yeah its what people call those little dash mustaches that Mexicans grow.

 

[Rex]

Most people who grow mustaches look like fools with them. Especially the people who don't have full facial hair growth, and grow the dirty sanchez mustache thinking it makes them look older when it makes them look like they just entered puberty. i thought I was the shit when I first had facial hair. I didn't realize how stupid the stache was until my cousin broke my balls, and I went to shaving.

Grow a goatee if you're going to grow anything though. I wish I could, but got hit in the chin with a hockey stick last season and the scar prevents hair growth.

 

[finabomber]

oh..gotcha!!

FB

 

[the nature boy]

it' a very gay look from the 70's

 

[Y_lifter]

it' a very gay look from the 70's

ie Magnum PI

 

[dawookie]

I think Cheech was rockin a cool flavor savor back in the day..
He had that uneven acid-snot trail where he parted it..


Isnt a dirty sanchez along the same lines as a Cleveland Steamer?

 

[the nature boy]

I think Cheech was rockin a cool flavor savor back in the day..
He had that uneven acid-snot trail where he parted it..


Isnt a dirty sanchez along the same lines as a Cleveland Steamer?

nonono,

the dirty sanchez is when you're fucking some broad and you stick your finger in her ass and then rub a shit moustache above her lip. then she'd look like someone named dirty sanchez.

The cleveland steamer is when you take a shit on the broads chest (aka Hot Lunch).

A variation of the Hot Lunch is the Chili Dog. It's when you shit on her chest then titty fuck her.

Any questions?

 

[dawookie]

The cleveland steamer is when you take a shit on the broads chest (aka Hot Lunch).

A variation of the Hot Lunch is the Chili Dog. It's when you shit on her chest then titty fuck her.

Any questions?

I couldnt help but laugh/gag out loud after reading that one..

Im not clear on the proper form of the Chili dog, wouldnt that get your junk all messed up??

Son of the beach managed to get a character named 'Dirty Sanchez' as the villian in one of the episodes..

 

[the nature boy]

yeah you would get your junk all messed up. but most likely a person who shits on a womans chest probably has now qualms about getting his cock & balls covered in shit.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Don't listen to these guys. Go for it! The best mustaches are the "5-a-sides" where there's 5 long straggly hairs on each side. That's probably the look you are thinking of.

 

[Bullit]

Don't listen to these guys. Go for it! The best mustaches are the "5-a-sides" where there's 5 long straggly hairs on each side. That's probably the look you are thinking of.

Yeah, you are 100% right.
I take back my earlier comment, a mustache would look KILLER and I am certain that you will be fighting off the ladies. Go for it bro.

 

[saint808]

you can wear a mustache and you can wear a pink shirt, however you canot weara mustahce and a pink shirt together.

 

[Bullit]

you can wear a mustache and you can wear a pink shirt, however you canot weara mustahce and a pink shirt together.

Hmmm... this may explain the giggles I hear as people walk past my office.

 

[FreeballinDC]

nonono,

the dirty sanchez is when you're fucking some broad and you stick your finger in her ass and then rub a shit moustache above her lip. then she'd look like someone named dirty sanchez.

The cleveland steamer is when you take a shit on the broads chest (aka Hot Lunch).

A variation of the Hot Lunch is the Chili Dog. It's when you shit on her chest then titty fuck her.

Any questions?

Anything else we should know NB? Reading this was like watching "South Park".

 

[john937]

I so hope you can achieve that "Errol Flynn" gap in the middle.

 

[HighIntensity]

nothing says I like to touch little boys better then a mustache.

 

[flex123]

nothing says I like to touch little boys better then a mustache.

Funny shit, LMAO!!


do you rock the stash HI? j/k

 

[the nature boy]

you can wear a mustache and you can wear a pink shirt, however you canot weara mustahce and a pink shirt together.

very wise saint is.

 

[flex123]

a dirty snachez.

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