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[The Shadow]

....Just wanted to let you guys know how much I, Cornholio, think your products SUCK-ASS!!! I, like most, have tried at least a few of your products. The Cell-Tech would seem to me to be your biggest seller. I tried it. 45 minutes after taking it, my blood sugar dropped to 46 due to the overload of Dextrose it contains.

Pro-hormones?? Get real. Those guys you feature in the before and after pics are so roided out it isn't funny...Wait!! You say they made all those transformations with out taking a single compound that wasn't a MuscleTech product. Gimme a break. I did notice however; you haven't CLAIMED them to be drug-free. I think that says more than I ever could.

In closing, I would like to say that the attack on Elitefitness is an attack on the First Amendment itself. How dare you insinuate that I, or anyone else, cannot express our opinion about a topic, such as how your products SUCK-ASS.

Finally I would like to say that, you Mr. Gardiner, can suck my balls!!!

What can't hear me....just a second....

*gets megaphone*

"I SAID, MR. GARDINER, THAT YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!!!

 

[Citruscide]

YEAH! What he said!!!

C

 

[WODIN]

Tell gardner that Cornholio is gay and into bestiality so her really ment it about that whole ball sucking thing.

 

[The Shadow]

Tell gardner that Cornholio is gay and into bestiality so her really ment it about that whole ball sucking thing.

Wodin - go back to your llama son.

 

[WODIN]

Wodin - go back to your llama son.

I left her. She was spitting to much for me to handle!

Son! Thanks! At my age (3.2 million earth years). Being called son is a nice suprise not a slam.

Plus on the three day a week deal. My squats are getting brutally close to shit in the pants time.

 

[The Shadow]

Wodin - a lot of time on the squats, the strength build-up can out-run tendon strength. If you are having sore kness, etc. Switch the routine up. Keep the squat weight the same(whatever you are currentlt using) on the "heavy" day and work on building the reps up. On the light day, you do the heavy day weight minus, for you, about 75-100 pounds and do max reps. When you can hit 10-12 on the heavy day, bump the weight by 20 pounds and build up again.

 

[The Shadow]

Wow, Mr. Kovacs...didn't know you could type that well. I would have thought that your synthol-engorged delts would have prevented proper range of motion for you to extend your arms into the propper postion to hunt-and-peck.


Bravo!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

My squats are getting brutally close to shit in the pants time.

what is that... about 3pm?

 

[WODIN]

Corndog....

Nice.

anywho...

It's the 20 rep sets. I started with 225 and I am at 315 cuz I can and I am all that. just been creeping that up for the past three weeks. Friday I did the 315. I thought I was going to fall over and pass out after that set.

I was spitting and drooling, which is the norm for me, but when I felt mr turtle starting to say "Hi Everybody" at rep no 17 I was like well. This is just not good. So I did no. 18 and dropped the bar. Then I went and got rid of mr. turtle who was itching my butt.

 

[HappyScrappy]

does Mr. Turtle wear tight shorts and sing while doing tri-kickbacks?
there's some guy at my gym that does that and I want to call him "mr turtle". or "fuckwad" - that's what I call him now.

 

[The Shadow]

Corndog....

Nice.

anywho...

It's the 20 rep sets. I started with 225 and I am at 315 cuz I can and I am all that. just been creeping that up for the past three weeks. Friday I did the 315. I thought I was going to fall over and pass out after that set.

I was spitting and drooling, which is the norm for me, but when I felt mr turtle starting to say "Hi Everybody" at rep no 17 I was like well. This is just not good. So I did no. 18 and dropped the bar. Then I went and got rid of mr. turtle who was itching my butt.

Cool. I got you. Most are doing the 20 reps for deads.

You could always to the reverse. Add 20 pounds each weeka nd drop the reps back a little. Those 20 reppers suck!!

 

[WODIN]

Cool. I got you. Most are doing the 20 reps for deads.

You could always to the reverse. Add 20 pounds each weeka nd drop the reps back a little. Those 20 reppers suck!!

I, being your basic moron, decided WTF, do 20 reppers on each thing. I hate me most days. I really do.....

 

[HappyScrappy]

I, being your basic moron, decided WTF, do 20 reppers on each thing. I hate me most days. I really do.....

20 reps on all?
hot damn.
save yourself the trouble and just get raped by a gorilla every other day.

 

[The Shadow]

Fo Real!!!

WODIN - gained/lost any weight on the program. Notice any changes in body comp??

 

[WODIN]

Fo Real!!!

WODIN - gained/lost any weight on the program. Notice any changes in body comp??

For real!

Actually my flexibility is way up.

I've lost about 4 pounds, but I was losing weight faster than that before I started the program. (my babies are kicking my ass most days. lol!!!) So it has abaited some weight lose. I'm starting to cut up some which is pretty nice.

Oh, my outer quad sweep is sweetness. At least my wife goes..."dayum". about my quads.when I wear the pink nylons and the vibrating strap on.

 

[The Shadow]

For real!

Actually my flexibility is way up.

I've lost about 4 pounds, but I was losing weight faster than that before I started the program. (my babies are kicking my ass most days. lol!!!) So it has abaited some weight lose. I'm starting to cut up some which is pretty nice.

Oh, my outer quad sweep is sweetness. At least my wife goes..."dayum". about my quads.when I wear the pink nylons and the vibrating strap on.

Good deal. I love it when people say that weight lifters are muscle bound. I think that deep squats and stiff deads are the key to whole-body flexibility.

Godd results. Especially on the pink nylons.

 

[macDbol]

whens testicle-tech comming out?

 

[The Shadow]

LOL!!!

Let's predict MT's new line of Supps for 2002:

I predict there will be a new prohormone guaranteed to make you so muscular and shredded, that you will scare your own mother. The name would be something like IwannabeColeman-Tech.

 

[EYEPEEE]

OKOKOKOK I TELL YOU WHOLE STORY.

MT AND EYEPEEE START MAKE BUSINESS. LONG TIME MAKE NEW PRODUCT. ME NO GO THERE VERY COLD. OK THEN MY PARTNA JOHNNY WANG LEAVE ME AND GO THERE. TAKE MY SEX RADY TOO!!! BINGDANG BINGDANG!!!

I KNOW NEW PRODUCT THEY HAVE. CALL RIPOFFTECH. MAKE SKINNY? NONNONON. TAKE MONEY FROM ME? AHHHHHHH YES!!!

 

[MrMuscle]

i cannot belive i read this thread

 

[The_Mexican]

After reading that letter I will never buy a muscletech product again.

 

[Gage]

Who's gonna buy your shit now. I just bought 2 big bottles of the nitrotech and now this. It pisses me off that you stooped to such a low lever muscletech you should be ashamed. If your gonna play the game you know good and bad shit is gonna be said. Why be bitches and TRY to sue someone. You should be working with these people.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I just read EF NEWS and can't even believe my f*cking eyes...Who in the f*ck do these assholes think they are to impede on peoples freedom of speech?!?"Let's sue anybody and everybody who doesn't rave about our products."The epitome of irony is them talking about folks on this board making untruthful comments about their products,when they LIVE BY untruths to sell EVERY ONE of their products.Their ads are so ridiculously fraudulous it's mind blowing...Look,I actually have nothing bad to say about Muscle tech products themselves,as I think they are just as good as any of their competitors,but it's the completely assinine 10 page adds claiming"Our product'X' has been proven in research studies to be 9,000 times more powerful than the leading competitor's"...In WHAT research studies?!?Your own??I have never seen any of these studies published in any mainstream university search engines,anywhere.It's folks like them and those assholes at T-MAG that hang a dark cloud over the supplement industry by making outright fraudulant and ridiculous claims on their products giving "Steroid-like gains".Shame on you assholes...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have to admit, when I first read that thing, I thought it was some plot of George's and wondered what he was doing - but then he has all the scanned documents - which could be faked, but why the hell would he bother?
so that means this is likely true - which is just retarded.

all in all, most of the supplement industry is a total scam, so I don't see why they are so freaked about what they say are lies....

 

[The Shadow]

They do lie. Look at the testimonials. -Tech(insert name of appropiate supp here) made me look like this, and it's a fucking pic og Jeramy Freeman, 3nd Superheavyweight at the Nationals. LOL!

 

[GARAGE GORILLA]

HUSTLETECH has now come to the realization that the mainstream is becoming more educated and plans to try and put a stop to it. How fucking rediculous!! I have used some of thier products in the past even though I new the claims about the steroid like effects of HUSTLETECH products was unsubstantiated. This is a situation that HUSTLETECH itself has created. If they told the truth about the products they sell in the first place there would be no reason to bash them. I have seen results from using HUSTLETECH creatine but certainly not the gains they claim...obviuosly. I have not used it in a few years because of the huge amount of dextrose which we now know is not needed for transport. I will NEVER spend my money on a HUSTLETECH product again.

BTW HUSTLETECH!!

 

[George Spellwin]

I have to admit, when I first read that thing, I thought it was some plot of George's and wondered what he was doing - but then he has all the scanned documents - which could be faked, but why the hell would he bother?
so that means this is likely true - which is just retarded.

all in all, most of the supplement industry is a total scam, so I don't see why they are so freaked about what they say are lies....

Happy,

I really appreciate all your support of the site! Thanks for being Platinum and using our products.

But why do you always think I am up to something? Sometimes I am, but not in this case. I wish I could say I was.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Happy,

I really appreciate all your support of the site! Thanks for being Platinum and using our products.

But why do you always think I am up to something? Sometimes I am, but not in this case. I wish I could say I was.

LOL - "sometimes I am"

hee hee.
nuff said

 

[kronk]

LOL - "sometimes I am"

hee hee.
nuff said

 

[Jimsbbc]

Muscletech can go suck on a dick for all I care.

 

[The Shadow]

up

 

[goldenone]

Never have used Muscletech products,and never will after that letter.

 

[LeviathanX]

Da Da Da... Another One Bites Dust.

Muscle-Tech and it's 6-page "special reports" in all the muscle magazines can suck it.

 

[GaryWary]

It's just fancy packaged Tropicana..........

 

[theoak01]

IM WITH CORN

your products blow,im saying it because its true not because i want mass quantities to make more money,because i have never bought from them,i like nlarge and sci fit
if you have a problem with my comment on your donkey shit filled products please email me about it

 

[Boach]

LOL - "sometimes I am"

hee hee.
nuff said

LOL, well at least George admits it. Muscletech just keeps putting up the front.

 

[The Shadow]

olio

 

[studly1]

IM WITH CORN

im saying it because its true not because i want to make more money, i like nlarge and tight fit
if you have a problem with my comment please email me about it

Exactly

 

[Julez]

Muscletech products are good for one thing- curing constipation.