From: Lyle McDonald (
[email protected])
Subject: Re: Nelson goes after Lyle in MMI! News at 11!
Newsgroups: misc.fitness.weights
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Date: 2002-04-17 10:13:57 PST
Bob wrote:
>
> So my mother gets me a fucking subscription to MMI last Christmas
> thinking as a 29 year man I still read those silly rags, so I get it
> in the mail early before it hits the stands. I look through it
> wanking off to the TnA and throw it in the trash. So this time I see
> an article called Dying To Be Ripped, The Ketogenic Diet, An Expose Of
> a Disastrous Diet. It's written by none other than lame brain number
> one Nelson Montana! It gets so much better. Of course this
> bodybuilding expert (he is a guitar player after all!) offers no
> science to back up his argument, but says that Lyle is a skinny fat
> little shit and clearly the diet does not work! Oh my Fucking word, I
> almost laughed my self until I puked. It was great. It's what I love
> so much about this all! Now Lyle will go ballistic. Don't know what
> caused Nelson, who looks like an AIDS victim who was fucked up the ass
> by a Holocaust survivor, to go after OCD boy like that, but Lyle has
> found his bad guy of the month to fuel the upswing of his manic
> episodes to a new height, a height so high it will take him to neuro
> chemical nirvana, and the crash will be like nothing seen since Jim
> Morrison ran out of speed, and Elzi may find him swinging from a
> rafter....ahhhh sunshine in paradise.
Hardly.
because it would mean caring about:
a. Montana (guess he's still got his panties twisted cuz i made him my
bitch last year)
b. MMI (a crap magazine to begin with)
c. an obvious moron troll like you
In no particular order of course.
But I always find it amusing when folks like Montana take their little
personal beefs with me and use it as an excuse to write crappy articles
trying to tear me down.
Only a weak-ass little weasel would do something like that: write a
misrepresentative, biased article against me, without being honest
enough to admit that it's because they have a personal, private beef
with me.
Have a nice day, troll.
Lyle
Anyhow, I got laid finally so I'm much more mellow.
No, really
FUCK YOU!