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TheLordofNoobs - being that I'm a recently appointed
Chemical Wizard, I can understand the admiration you must have of me and your subsequent zeal of getting in good with a member of my stature, endless wisdom and overall greatness. I, too, started out as a lowly worthless peon some three and a half years ago. Your path will be a long and slow one, but never give up the hope of one day becoming mega awesome. I hope one day we can converse on equal levels but, let's be honest here, that's probably not ever going to happen as I'll have no doubt risen to the level of Da Pope and beyond. Take a look at all my green karma dots. It's breath-taking. My arsenal of 5 stars, jaw-dropping registration date and maxed-out karma dots joined with the
Chemical Wizard label come together to make me somewhat of an unstoppable EF Voltron.
<pause 10-11 minutes here for standing ovation and allow extra time for security to get the wizard's groupies numbered according to bra cup size>
I'll be forwarding you an Excel spreadsheet of my workouts detailed with reps, sets, and of course poundages here shortly. It's a little something you can take home and share with your family over dinner while you tell them things like, "This is where I'd like to be one day" and "Holy shit, will you just look at this." Your first step is placing an Olympic bar in the back of your minivan. Gradually over time you will add more and more plates as this comes in handy when you're stuck in rush hour traffic and can quickly hop out and do deads on the highway to impress female commuters and dissuade the males from considering cutting your shit off.
stop here, tiger.
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