KillahBee
New member
Well, it had to happen. My gym has decided to close down its other location (in the same city) and merge with another gym (World Gym is now Go Fitness.. ). So now there is an influx of new people in my gym, from the othr location and from the new gym. FUCKING GREAT! Let's quickly go down the checklist of the fantastic new additions this gives us:
Increased number of douchebags using the flat benches for ab work only: check!
Increased number of 1/4 depth squatters: check!
Increased number as assholes that don't rack their weights: check!
Increased number of walking erections who wear wrist straps for ab work: check!!
Increased number of thug wannabe's who dress like they are going to the club and talk on their cells in the gym: check!
Increased number of tools who wear full bodybuilding gear yet can't outlift my sister: double check!!
Increased number of 45-year-old who wear spandex shorts, short shirts, and come intothe gym with their own "handles" for doing push ups yet only do 2 reps: check!
Increased number of people that do deadlifts: NOPE!
Increased number of hot cardio bunnies: NOPE!
Oh yeah, and it finally happened: a dude was doing curls in the squat rack today. I swear I haven't seen that in my gym in 6 months.
Increased number of douchebags using the flat benches for ab work only: check!
Increased number of 1/4 depth squatters: check!
Increased number as assholes that don't rack their weights: check!
Increased number of walking erections who wear wrist straps for ab work: check!!
Increased number of thug wannabe's who dress like they are going to the club and talk on their cells in the gym: check!
Increased number of tools who wear full bodybuilding gear yet can't outlift my sister: double check!!
Increased number of 45-year-old who wear spandex shorts, short shirts, and come intothe gym with their own "handles" for doing push ups yet only do 2 reps: check!
Increased number of people that do deadlifts: NOPE!
Increased number of hot cardio bunnies: NOPE!
Oh yeah, and it finally happened: a dude was doing curls in the squat rack today. I swear I haven't seen that in my gym in 6 months.