Most embarrassing, uncomfortable moment in your life…let’s hear it

[ChefWide]

Exceptionally well written.

I have had a few hundred tellings to refine it. Each time I tell it, it helps heal a little of the wound.

The fact that I put the poopapants in the plastic bag (that the new clothes came in) at the hotel, put them in my suitcase when we got back to Astor College, and forgot about them explains in certain terms why my moms cleaning lady quit shortly after my return home.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I was in 6th grade. my mom got done doing the laundry, but she mixed all my breifs in with red shirts and red clothes, etc. all my underwear was pink. anyways, i had no choice but to wear the pink undies. so i'm in class, and i'm wearing a pair of jeans that barely fit me at the waist, i lean over my desk, and this chick goes "HE'S WEARING PINK UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!" -- that's the short version.


needless to say, I was pretty embarassed the whole day, because a lot of the students in that class were in my other classes.

 

[ChefWide]

I was in 6th grade. my mom got done doing the laundry, but she mixed all my breifs in with red shirts and red clothes, etc. all my underwear was pink. anyways, i had no choice but to wear the pink undies. so i'm in class, and i'm wearing a pair of jeans that barely fit me at the waist, i lean over my desk, and this chick goes "HE'S WEARING PINK UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!" -- that's the short version.


needless to say, I was pretty embarassed the whole day, because a lot of the students in that class were in my other classes.

that's it? your most embarrassing moment?

 

[WalkingBeast]

Re: Most embarrassing, uncomfortable moment in your life?let?s hear it

That would have to be, taking a shit on a toilet bowl. Never again!!

 

[caseynyc]

The things I'll admit on an random message board..... I was living with my ex 3 or 4 years ago in the second floor of a house. I had been drinking all night, and I was pretty wasted. I got home and decided I wanted to have sex.... of course my girl was asleep and hadn't been drinking, she had arrived home sometime before me. I tried to wake her up.... nothing.... so I rolled over and started beating off like a mad man on a mission.

The apartment was getting hotter, either the booze or the ummm exercise was making me sweat. So with my left hand attached to my unit, I reached over and opened the window with my right hand... I had'nt realized for some reason that this would cause the air conditioner in the window to fall and smash onto the pavement below.

The ex wakes up to me sweating, cock in hand, wasted, window half open, with a really dumb look on my face. She just started laughing at me.... 30 seconds later there's a knock at the door. It was my landlord asking if we were ok. The ex goes to talk to the landlord, and I looked out the window to survey the damage.... my landlords Jetta was parked right below our window in the drive way... yeah... I smashed his hood with the AC .

Try explaining that one lol! I guess seeing no other way out of it, or because she was the anti christ, my ex told the landlord EXACTALY how it came to be that there was an AC on the hood of his car at 3am.... so embarassing

 

[ChefWide]

The things I'll admit on an random message board..... I was living with my ex 3 or 4 years ago in the second floor of a house. I had been drinking all night, and I was pretty wasted. I got home and decided I wanted to have sex.... of course my girl was asleep and hadn't been drinking, she had arrived home sometime before me. I tried to wake her up.... nothing.... so I rolled over and started beating off like a mad man on a mission.

The apartment was getting hotter, either the booze or the ummm exercise was making me sweat. So with my left hand attached to my unit, I reached over and opened the window with my right hand... I had'nt realized for some reason that this would cause the air conditioner in the window to fall and smash onto the pavement below.

The ex wakes up to me sweating, cock in hand, wasted, window half open, with a really dumb look on my face. She just started laughing at me.... 30 seconds later there's a knock at the door. It was my landlord asking if we were ok. The ex goes to talk to the landlord, and I looked out the window to survey the damage.... my landlords Jetta was parked right below our window in the drive way... yeah... I smashed his hood with the AC .

Try explaining that one lol! I guess seeing no other way out of it, or because she was the anti christ, my ex told the landlord EXACTALY how it came to be that there was an AC on the hood of his car at 3am.... so embarassing

Huge!

 

[from zero]

Exceptionally well written.

Agreed. VERY well written/

Not to mention, it's freaking hilarious.

 

[d3track]

wow

and my most embarassing moment was probably the first time i made "the walk"

i was 17 and a couple of frat girls brought me home from a party

being watched by like 15 college chicks as you walk down the hall in your same clothes and hung over as hell with the taste of young lady still in your mouth the next morning

mildly uncomfortable at the time, now i wish i could do it again

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Some good one's. I've got you all beat, but would rather not post it up.. considering you guys know about my sex life and have seen pics of my penis doesn't come close.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Walking into the pediatricians office with my newborn son and wife (now ex thank the gods) only to see that a girl I recently had an affair with working there...

She was actually cool about it and didnt say anything until I saw her in the gym a few days later.. reamed my ass out..

God she had great tits though.. I should of married her..