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I love morning wood. It's always a bitch when you have to piss, but you master that eventually. I wake up every morning with the hardest wood ever. When I was still married, I would piss my ex off so bad, when I'd wake up and try to slide the midnight stealth in. I would do it just to piss her off. She always complained about it poking her in the back in the middle of the night. I hope I still get morning wood when I'm 80.
 
Like a flint steel billy club.

You can see your reflection in the Morning Wood.

Nothing like the morning ride.
 
El Dandy said:
I love morning wood. It's always a bitch when you have to piss, but you master that eventually.
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Please elaborate share your trick, I'm sure most dudes here would love to know how.
 
If I cant sort it I just piss in the shower,but usually I can lean enough to sort it

and I agree morning wood/morning fucks rule
 
manny78 said:
Please elaborate share your trick, I'm sure most dudes here would love to know how.
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Definitely. I hate morning wood. It makes me bend into some kind of pretzel just to take a leak.
 
what ends up happening is when u get a hard on, it shuts the valve to pee off, so u can nut and not pee on your girls face. ask in health class last semester. at night, ya sport wood to shut off this valve so ya dont pee all over yourself
 
i usually love when bbf has morning wood. nothing like a good fuck and a cup of coffee to get your day started. however, have to agree that sometimes, getting poked in the back in the middle of the night can piss ya off a little if your trying to sleep. i swear with as often as it happens, i am going to have to get my spine alined soon.
 
El Dandy said:
I love morning wood. It's always a bitch when you have to piss, but you master that eventually. I wake up every morning with the hardest wood ever. When I was still married, I would piss my ex off so bad, when I'd wake up and try to slide the midnight stealth in. I would do it just to piss her off. She always complained about it poking her in the back in the middle of the night. I hope I still get morning wood when I'm 80.
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I love waking up to the midnight stealth being slipped in! Doesn't matter what time it is!
 
lil'tangerine said:
I love waking up to the midnight stealth being slipped in! Doesn't matter what time it is!
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You are awesome! Most chic's totally freak out when you slip them the stealth. I need a chic like you and Jenscats5.
 
El Dandy said:
You are awesome! Most chic's totally freak out when you slip them the stealth. I need a chic like you and Jenscats5.
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No kidding! I'd be too afraid of being accused of date rape to ever try that.
 
I haven't had the best experience with morning wood. I don't always have to deal with it, but this one time I was way too tired to get up. I sleep on a futon. I rolled over into the bed and uhm...wasn't aware I was blessed with wood that morning.

It hurt.

A lot.
 
Sopping Wet Vagina said:
My girl loves morning wood...

LOL... she thinks I will get blue balls if it isn't taken care of... I don't have the heart to correct her....
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NO. You'd be a jackass if ya did. ;)
 
i don't get morning wood anymore. Damn hormones are off wack. I am between age 28 and 35. Do they have medicine to increade the likely hood of morning wood, besides a sexy titty loaded body?
 
i admit morning wood rules.


BUT........


rolling over on pierced morning wood is NOT the best of ways to start the new day.


:(
 
wtlftr said:
i don't get morning wood anymore. Damn hormones are off wack. I am between age 28 and 35. Do they have medicine to increade the likely hood of morning wood, besides a sexy titty loaded body?
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Hmm, this is sort of like, you know, a steroid board, have you considered TESTOSTERONE?????
 
In the Netherlands they give viagra to old men
half a tab in the morning so that they don't piss on their shoes
a whole tab before sleeping so they don't roll out of bed.
 
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