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HULKSTER
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Check out this link of "stupid fat people".
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=22&t=000086
http://www.naafa.org/discussion/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=22&t=000086
Firebaall
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Oh fucking sick!!!!!
"Unless you have an ungodly small tub, this is great because not only are you in the best position, but the water makes it easier. While laying in the tub, place your feet at the bottom and under the water so that your knees are bent. Relax and rest your head on the wall, back of tub or wherever. Now, slowly raise your head and shoulders so that nothing is supporting them. Imagine that your are reaching forward to grab a shampoo bottle or something. You should feel your stomach muscles tighten before you have set all the way up. Stop there! Now hold it for a few seconds and start over. Don’t raise all the way up until you actually have to grab something."
.....like I needed to mentally picture a literal "tub of lard".
"Unless you have an ungodly small tub, this is great because not only are you in the best position, but the water makes it easier. While laying in the tub, place your feet at the bottom and under the water so that your knees are bent. Relax and rest your head on the wall, back of tub or wherever. Now, slowly raise your head and shoulders so that nothing is supporting them. Imagine that your are reaching forward to grab a shampoo bottle or something. You should feel your stomach muscles tighten before you have set all the way up. Stop there! Now hold it for a few seconds and start over. Don’t raise all the way up until you actually have to grab something."
.....like I needed to mentally picture a literal "tub of lard".
I started to read but then all I could think was...Do these really, really fat folks have some kind of "pudgy keyboard". Which reminds me of that Simpson's episode where homer gets really fat so that he can work from home and when he has an emergency the he has to dial the phone. When he pushes the kesy the message comes back...We're sorry your fingers are to fat to dial.... But then homer saves the day by plugging a toxic gas leak with his portley self.
I started to read but then all I could think was...Do these really, really fat folks have some kind of "pudgy keyboard". Which reminds me of that Simpson's episode where homer gets really fat so that he can work from home and when he has an emergency the he has to dial the phone. When he pushes the kesy the message comes back...We're sorry your fingers are to fat to dial.... But then homer saves the day by plugging a toxic gas leak with his portley self.
I started to read but then all I could think was...Do these really, really fat folks have some kind of "pudgy keyboard". Which reminds me of that Simpson's episode where homer gets really fat so that he can work from home and when he has an emergency the he has to dial the phone. When he pushes the kesy the message comes back...We're sorry your fingers are to fat to dial.... But then homer saves the day by plugging a toxic gas leak with his portley self.
I started to read but then all I could think was...Do these really, really fat folks have some kind of "pudgy keyboard". Which reminds me of that Simpson's episode where homer gets really fat so that he can work from home and when he has an emergency the he has to dial the phone. When he pushes the kesy the message comes back...We're sorry your fingers are to fat to dial.... But then homer saves the day by plugging a toxic gas leak with his portley self.
I started to read but then all I could think was...Do these really, really fat folks have some kind of "pudgy keyboard". Which reminds me of that Simpson's episode where homer gets really fat so that he can work from home and when he has an emergency the he has to dial the phone. When he pushes the kesy the message comes back...We're sorry your fingers are to fat to dial.... But then homer saves the day by plugging a toxic gas leak with his portley self.
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Baoh
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Man, that thread was utterly pathetic.
Body fascists to the obese extreme, it seems.
I need to hit up Mickey D's and feed my eight-pack for the sake of the Corpulent Collective.
"You disgust me." - Violent 'Beauty'
I bet she's a real beauty. Such a beauty, in fact, that she cannot swim in Gulf waters for fear of being mounted by a roaming male manatee. Moo, sea cow, moo.
Body fascists to the obese extreme, it seems.
I need to hit up Mickey D's and feed my eight-pack for the sake of the Corpulent Collective.
"You disgust me." - Violent 'Beauty'
I bet she's a real beauty. Such a beauty, in fact, that she cannot swim in Gulf waters for fear of being mounted by a roaming male manatee. Moo, sea cow, moo.
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ajtomasi
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Dudes, I'm fucking joining that forum, maybe I can get real advice instead muscle head egos!
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ajtomasi
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Baoh
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guards said:
Phil needs to be shot at with a paintball gun all day by teenage males. Perhaps then he won't feel so "lucky" for being unable to move about under his own power. The clogged blood vessels must be depriving his brain of oxygenated blood. The guy needs to stop eating sticks of margarine as if they were granola bars.
bunnymt
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These people are beyond pathetic. They view exercise and thinness as evil. They are excited about not having to fight in the war because they are too fat.
They use their obesity as an excuse of life. These people expect that just because they are fat-asses, that they are immune to the world and that the world and all of its people are against them because they are fat. They fail to realize that it is not their obesity in part that repulses the majority of people, but yet their whining, laziness, cowardice, lack-of-willpower, and weak-mindedness that turns people off, and not to mention their bitterness towards "thin" people. These people, unfortunately necessary to say, are losers of life.
They use their obesity as an excuse of life. These people expect that just because they are fat-asses, that they are immune to the world and that the world and all of its people are against them because they are fat. They fail to realize that it is not their obesity in part that repulses the majority of people, but yet their whining, laziness, cowardice, lack-of-willpower, and weak-mindedness that turns people off, and not to mention their bitterness towards "thin" people. These people, unfortunately necessary to say, are losers of life.
