Morbid obesity rules

[Nathan]

I just went grocery shopping....you might want to write that part down or something. Anyways, I got on the street car holding my many bags of groceries, already getting tired from all that walking. So, as I walked to the rear to be out of everyone's way, all of a sudden the whole car started to sway up and down and I almost fell over - I'm not small either (but not at all fat so go fuck yourselves for thinking it). I looked back and some obese dude - in about his late thirties - had stepped in and was waddling my way at an alarmingly rapid pace. So I quickly took my position to the side and let him pass. The guy took up two seats easily and splurged into the aisle. It was gross. I was gonna whisper to him "lower your carb intake" but I thought better of it. I was pretty disgusted at how one would have to totally give up on life to let that happen. The worst part was, he got off only two blocks after he got on. I was all holy crap that was retarded. To top it all off, towards the end of the ride, a tin of tuna rolled out of one of the bags and was irretrievable. Though I don't know how he did it, I'm pretty damn sure the obese dude who got off like 5 stops back had a hand in screwing me over tuna-wise. Fucker.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I work with some fat chicks that drive to lunch everyday.
rain, snow, sun, fog, whatever - they are weather agnostic in their driving habits.
the place they go to is around the corner. it takes under 3 mins to walk to.
it takes longer to drive there.
yet they do it, and they are fat.

 

[JohnyJuice]

You should have asked him if it was genetic. I personally feel bad for thos people that have the "eat everything you get near" gene. I mean, it's not like they can control it or anything. Fat fucks.

 

[Fonz]

I just went grocery shopping....you might want to write that part down or something. Anyways, I got on the street car holding my many bags of groceries, already getting tired from all that walking. So, as I walked to the rear to be out of everyone's way, all of a sudden the whole car started to sway up and down and I almost fell over - I'm not small either (but not at all fat so go fuck yourselves for thinking it). I looked back and some obese dude - in about his late thirties - had stepped in and was waddling my way at an alarmingly rapid pace. So I quickly took my position to the side and let him pass. The guy took up two seats easily and splurged into the aisle. It was gross. I was gonna whisper to him "lower your carb intake" but I thought better of it. I was pretty disgusted at how one would have to totally give up on life to let that happen. The worst part was, he got off only two blocks after he got on. I was all holy crap that was retarded. To top it all off, towards the end of the ride, a tin of tuna rolled out of one of the bags and was irretrievable. Though I don't know how he did it, I'm pretty damn sure the obese dude who got off like 5 stops back had a hand in screwing me over tuna-wise. Fucker.

I still remember this one obese woman because of the situation.

I was on the OC Transpo Route going to Rideau Center in Ottawa and this obese lady went to get off at the back.

Now, this was the small bus not the big ones. So, the door at the back was a single one and not a double one.

There was also a hunch of black guys at the back who were in a hurry.

Anyways, she went to get off but because she was so big she
got stuck.

Now, the black guys were obviously connecting to another bus
that was about to leave because they were telling her to hurry up.

Anyways, as much as she tried she couldn't fit.

One of the black guys then, just lost his cool and kicked her smack
in the ass. Not a kick, but more of a foot push. Pretty frigging hard too.

She was propelled through the door and rolled a few times before
stopping.

This all happenned in front of like 50-70 people too.

I've never forgot that moment.

Talk about extreme embarrasment.

Fonz

 

[JohnyJuice]

I work with some fat chicks that drive to lunch everyday.
rain, snow, sun, fog, whatever - they are weather agnostic in their driving habits.
the place they go to is around the corner. it takes under 3 mins to walk to.
it takes longer to drive there.
yet they do it, and they are fat.

They should sue the fast food industry, because it is all there fault.

 

[Nathan]

I was gonna tackle him on his way off the street car but some pretty birds caught my attention and he got away. i'll go look for him right now.

 

[jesus 2]

mmmm fat people! good for keto diets!


j to da 2

 

[JohnyJuice]

Re: Re: Morbid obesity rules

I still remember this one obese woman because of the situation.

I was on the OC Transpo Route going to Rideau Center in Ottawa and this obese lady went to get off at the back.

Now, this was the small bus not the big ones. So, the door at the back was a single one and not a double one.

There was also a hunch of black guys at the back who were in a hurry.

Anyways, she went to get off but because she was so big she
got stuck.

Now, the black guys were obviously connecting to another bus
that was about to leave because they were telling her to hurry up.

Anyways, as much as she tried she couldn't fit.

One of the black guys then, just lost his cool and kicked her smack
in the ass. Not a kick, but more of a foot push. Pretty frigging hard too.

She was propelled through the door and rolled a few times before
stopping.

This all happenned in front of like 50-70 people too.

I've never forgot that moment.

Talk about extreme embarrasment.

Fonz

Good for them. Fat bitch.

 

[gymtime]

Sounds like the same enormous blob in my building who takes the elevator from the third to the second floor at grazing time.

 

[HappyScrappy]

They should sue the fast food industry, because it is all there fault.

lol
they don't go to a fast food place.
I'll give them that.

they are all just run of the mill fatties - nothing obese.

although one of them is morbidly obese.
she has some problem for sure.

she is always walking around the office and she blocks any isle that she is in or near.
so I'm always having to press against walls and stuff to let her by.

 

[big4life]

she is always walking around the office and she blocks any isle that she is in or near.
so I'm always having to press against walls and stuff to let her by.

Come on happy, you can admit it. Every time you see her in the hall you run out into the hall, just so she will rub against you as she goes by.

 

[VballPlayer]

I used to work with this fat…..I MEAN FAT….lady. She was not only fat but her hair was thinning, so she looked like she was a fat chemotherapy patient. Well, anyway one day she was walking down the hall to the lobby of our office and her ankle just gave out and she fell. She was so fat that she broke her ankle and when she fell she tried to brace herself with her hand and she broke her wrist. So, needles to say she was out of work for a few weeks but it took her forever to heal because she was so huge. So, when she got back in the office one of my vendors had to meet with her. He was a friend of mine so I played a joke on him and told him that she was almost 6’ tall, blond hair, blue eyes, huge nice tits and he was all like no way. I was like way she is so hot. So when he showed up and saw this 4’, 450 pound balding troll he almost shit his pants because he was expecting a super model and he got the female version of the Penguin (Danny Devito Penguin). Just a little funny fat person story, I got a million of them.

 

[saint808]

Now I am fat by bodybuilding standards... i will admit that... but on my plane ride back from CA a week ago there was this flight attendant who had trouble fitting down the aisle. That was ridiculous... anyone who has seen me realizes my shoulders are fairly broad... i had an aisle seat and i couldn't sleep because everytime she would walk by she would bump me because her fat ass couldn't fit down the aisle... i don;t have anything against fat people in general but there are some jobs they shouldn;t be hired for.