Mo' Muscles, Mo' Problems

[Apöllo]

This question is for all the hunky guys. Have you noticed as you've become more physically fit that more and more ugly and fat chicks stare at you and follow you around in the store.

It creeps the shit out of me, especially the young ones that act like 5 year olds as they giggle and make it soo obvious.

I want to tell them, "Look you're not my type and you really wouldn't like it if some handicapped retard was following you around and staring at your malformed titties."

 

[Sub-Zero]

no, but i was getting my haircut, and the lady getting her hair dyed in the chair next to me, (who was like 40) told me i was handsome and that she would hook me up if she went to my school, and she freaked me out...

i woulda hooked up with her in the bathroom if she wasnt so ugly/my mom was there

 

[Dial_tone]

Don't even get me started on my Spring Break Wingman story.

 

[chewyxrage]

Don't even get me started on my Spring Break Wingman story.

Get started!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i like the sport of hogging, so i rather enjoy the fatty attention

 

[Raptorex]

They all feel the same when the lights are out...

 

[calveless wonder]

i woulda hooked up with her in the bathroom if she wasnt so ugly/my mom was there

 

[Taps]

uglies and pretty girls alike, so it's no so bad