Mitch

[PICK3]

ngr in teh biz told me N.A.D.A. is the closest trade in value, butt you really need access to "V Auto"


wtf???

 

[miplank]

vAuto is fuckin' stupid...

 

[PICK3]

i got to go google this shit

i'm fucking pacing!

 

[miplank]

My pops signed up for it after I told him not to. We only used it for like 1.5 months before he finally 86'd that shit.

$1200/mo plus start up fee...What a waste of like 3 grand.

 

[PICK3]

I'm selling my shit myself

tired of getting it broke off in my ass in trade-ins

 

[miplank]

i got to go google this shit

i'm fucking pacing!

It is dealer only web based software.


Basically all it does it search out and find all the same cars like the one you have and see what they're priced at, and what ones like it have recently sold for. Then tells you basically where you should price your car. It wants you to be in the top 5 priced cars.

It's stupid, to get in what they call their "v rank" you basically have to be the cheapest. They brag about their dealers and how often they turn their inventory, but of course your'e gonna turn your inventory more often when you're dropping your pants and giving them away.

 

[PICK3]

It is dealer only web based software.


Basically all it does it search out and find all the same cars like the one you have and see what they're priced at, and what ones like it have recently sold for. Then tells you basically where you should price your car. It wants you to be in the top 5 priced cars.

It's stupid, to get in what they call their "v rank" you basically have to be the cheapest. They brag about their dealers and how often they turn their inventory, but of course your'e gonna turn your inventory more often when you're dropping your pants and giving them away.

you didn't follow the program

them ngrs wood have made you rich

 

[miplank]

you didn't follow the program

them ngrs wood have made you rich

lol...


Shirl sold cars for like 2 weeks. She's an expert on vauto. She'll be in shortly to fill you in on all the details.

I gotta run to the store.

 

[PICK3]

lol...


Shirl sold cars for like 2 weeks. She's an expert on vauto. She'll be in shortly to fill you in on all the details.

I gotta run to the store.

wut u buying at teh store?

why u got to hate on Shirlzs?

 

[mistaballoonhands]

lol...


Shirl sold cars for like 2 weeks. She's an expert on vauto. She'll be in shortly to fill you in on all the details.

I gotta run to the store.

Lolololol

 

[smurf2]

lololol

 

[PICK3]

Lolololol

lololol

ololololololol!

 

[miplank]

Lolllolololollol

 

[PICK3]

Lolllolololollol

Can I have your k?

 

[miplank]

Can I have your k?

Do u want it?

 

[PICK3]

Do u want it?

knot really

save it for someone moar deserving

 

[miplank]

Can I have yours?

 

[PICK3]

Can I have yours?

yes

right have that pristine <$25k LaCrosse hook up

 

[miplank]

Got an 09 with like 40k miles. Loaded.

 

[PICK3]

Got an 09 with like 40k miles. Loaded.

former rental unit?

 

[PICK3]

former rental unit?

cuz u know peeps use rental cars to pull small trees out of their yards and shit

 

[miplank]

No, locally owned.

 

[PICK3]

No, locally owned.

i call B.S.


and wut color is it?

 

[miplank]

White

 

[miplank]

It's on consignmment

 

[PICK3]

It's on consignmment

how much for one of your fav ngrs?

 

[PICK3]

I'll take any book "trade-in" value on teh Bu and give u same book "retail" value for teh Buick

 

[miplank]

I'll take any book "trade-in" value on teh Bu and give u same book "retail" value for teh Buick

I always give book for trade in.

 

[PICK3]

I always give book for trade in.

i mean a published book value

knot some top secret dealer only regionally adjusted b.s. book value

 

[miplank]

i mean a published book value

knot some top secret dealer only regionally adjusted b.s. book value

I use nada for all trades less Deductions for any damages.

 

[PICK3]

I use nada for all trades less Deductions for any damages.

NADA was $2k higher than kbb or edmunds on the bu (i really think NADA was too high), butt the bu is mint with 11k miles

 

[miplank]

That's odd, kbb is typically higher.


Well, not the online kbb site the avg joe uses. . It is actually skewed in the favor of dealers

 

[PICK3]

That's odd, kbb is typically higher.


Well, not the online kbb site the avg joe uses. . It is actually skewed in the favor of dealers

i think the online NADA made moar adjustments for condition & mileage

 

[PICK3]

This shit was locally owned for $20k and 20k miles

2009 Buick Lucerne for sale in Metairie - 1G4HD57M09U133095 - Crown Buick GMC

 

[PICK3]

I don't drive enough to worry about m.p.g. I want a big as pimp ride

butt, I don't have big ass pimp money

 

[PICK3]

so we got a deal?

 

[miplank]

Sure

 

[PICK3]

Sure

if i could get a sweet DTS for <$25k I wood throw in a reach around

knot really, I'd get ER to due it

 

[miplank]

if i could get a sweet DTS for <$25k I wood throw in a reach around

knot really, I'd get ER to due it

I got one under 25...

 

[PICK3]

I got one under 25...

pristine like a prom queen's thighs?

 

[miplank]

pristine like a prom queen's thighs?

Its really clean. 08 diamond white. 57k mi. 21,700

 

[PICK3]

if i could get a sweet DTS for <$25k I wood throw in a reach around

knot really, I'd get ER to due it

^^^
olololol!

 

[miplank]

Llololololl

 

[wootoom]

I want Mitch to fight with Simply Dave again fuck was that funny

 

[miplank]

Lloololollll

 

[PICK3]

Its really clean. 08 diamond white. 57k mi. 21,700

how cum u want to rob a ngr?

 

[miplank]

Wtf...that's a fair price

 

[PICK3]

^^^
olololol!

i wood have to get blaque lights & shit to perform a DNA survey for jizz stains

 

[PICK3]

lololol!

 

[gatemoney]

If he's a car salesman
It's not a fair price




Balee Dat!

 

[PICK3]

Its really clean

and so is my ...

 

[wootoom]

Can I eat that shit?

 

[pdaddyII]

Lloololollll

Lololololololol

 

[pdaddyII]

Can I eat that shit?

Chew that shit ngr!