Miss Teen USA

[MarthaStewart]

they never give out the stats that fucking matter.
like who does anal, who has fucked the entire footb all team, who has a drinking problem, who has had the most abortions, etc etc.

also, no teen beauty pageant is complete without a victoria secret runway show.

also a barking contest in kiddie pools full of marmalade.

 

[the nature boy]

NEVADA IS 15 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol. jeez, by the time she's 30 she'll look 70.

 

[tuc biscuit]

NEVADA IS 15 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her bristols are SPECTACULAR!!!!!

 

[MarthaStewart]

you people complaining about flat chestedness need to learn to fuck girls in the ass and worry less about the feedbags.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Whoever said Texas was flat chested, you're not alone. Here's my state's delegate:

(Cute face though.)

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by alien amp pharm
True, but I always assumed that hurts the girl.
Well, does it hurt?

If boobage wasn't important to the contest, why are they all dressed in revealing cleavage displaying stuff ?

It's important ..

 

[alien amp pharm]

you people complaining about flat chestedness need to learn to fuck girls in the ass and worry less about the feedbags.

True, but I always assumed that hurts the girl.

Well, does it hurt?

 

[MarthaStewart]

Well, does it hurt?

I hope so. Not much point in doing it otherwise.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dammit! It's not as fun whenever you all play along with my jokes.

 

[Boss101]

Take a look at New Mexico she looks like a high school history teacher not and 18 year old.

http://www.missteenusa.com/delegates/2003/files/NM.html

New York isn't the best looking girl I've seen!

http://www.missteenusa.com/delegates/2003/files/NY.html