misheard lyrics...

[smallmovesal]

there are some real goodies:

here are some good beatles ones:

"Ticket To Ride"
She's got a chicken to ride, but she don't care
She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"
The girl with colitis goes by
The girl with kaleidescope eyes

"Nowhere Man"
Isn't he a bitch like you and me?
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

"Penny Lane"
The pretty nurse is selling puppies from a tray
The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray

"Here, There and Everywhere"
And if she's beside me, I know I need Medicare
And if she's beside me, I know I need never care

"Michelle"
Sunday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensembles, tres bien ensembles

"When I'm 64"
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 6 feet 4
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64

 

[naturally anabolic]

Excuse me while i kiss this guy!
Excuse me while i kiss the sky!

 

[Mysterio]

Puff the Magic Dragon

 

[curling]

Dirty Deeds and the Dunder Chief(I use to even sing that way until somebody told me)
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.