The closet thing you can come to "gay muscle" here is either:
The swimmers build
or
Fat guys who think they are big.
I mean, you think I am kidding you. This is how your day would be...
Either leave the house before 7AM or after 9AM to avoid traffic.
Be back at your house by either 3PM or after 7PM due to traffic.
Eat and then go out to:
Blakes _ you can pose at the bar with your cell phone glued to your ear like the other happy hour flakes.
Burkharts - doesn't really start kicking until after 1030PM. Friday night is bear night. Ugghhhhh.
Oscars - video bar, but small (shotgun NYC style) and full of SMOKE.
Phoenix, Buddies, New Order, Tripps, Metro, Mary's are all trash bars. The scum of the bus stops that are outside.
About the only highlight is Sunday in Piedmont Park. But only if you have a circle of friends. and if you don't have friends, you won't make any with the jealous little queens around town.