BG now let's see the real truth behind this post... you have a great behind and everything but i'm quite certain you only posted this to reassure yourself how great you are. It seems you are a bit of a tease with all these pet names etc. And personally i find it rather derogatory and condescending. Please don't get me wrong. (Maybe i'll get some flames from your accumulated playgirls with the above comments).
But anyway, great gluteus maximus. Keep it up, i'm sure many here will have no problem in that arena.