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These fucking people are starting to really piss me off. In the state that I live in, the roads are already congested. And yet you have all of these Hispanic immigrants, mostly illegal Mexicans, in my town who continue to ride their $5 dollar bikes right down the middle of the road, even though there is a fucking line of traffic right behind them. They obviously don't give a fuck that there are hardworking, REAL AMERICANS who have places to go and people to see, and these fucks think they can stop traffic---even during rush hour----by riding their shitty bikes on roads that were built with taxpayers dollars (of which illegals don't contribute shit). Who the hell do these pompous assholes think they are? When I was younger, I learned like everyone else that if you have to ride down a road where there is traffic, get on the goddamn sidewalk. Or at the very least, ride your bike on the side of the road along the emergency lane. But these bastards think they own the road. So why am I more pissed off about this than usual?
Well, I was driving home a couple hours ago when I noticed that traffic along a 40mph road I was on was going at about 4mph. Looking down the road, I noticed Juan Valdez riding his $2 KMart Bike STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! I, along with others, were honking the living shit out of our horns, and still this cocksucker wouldn't move to the side of the road, let alone onto the sidewalk. So people started swerving around him. One by one, drivers finally were getting around him. Finally, it was my turn. But just as I was racing around this fuck, a big garbage truck came barreling down the other end of the road out of nowhere. So I immediately turned my car fully back into the lane, where I subsequently ran the Mexican off the road. He fell down, and I could see him cursing me out in my rear-view mirror.
Normally, I would take this as a victory. But some cunt took down my license plate number, and called the piece of shit police. They came to my home, and I told them what happened. They said that was the same story they got from another driver who witnessed what happened, as well as the person who called the cops on me in the first place. The police said I was lucky, because the bike rider did not fall off his bike as a result of hitting my car---if he did, it would have been a hit--and--run incident. But I never touched him, so the police said I couldn't be arrested. So these fucks left my house about a half-hour ago. And you know what? They told me that the prick I hit was an illegal alien, who gave the police fake I.D. when they arrived on the scene.
Well, I was driving home a couple hours ago when I noticed that traffic along a 40mph road I was on was going at about 4mph. Looking down the road, I noticed Juan Valdez riding his $2 KMart Bike STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! I, along with others, were honking the living shit out of our horns, and still this cocksucker wouldn't move to the side of the road, let alone onto the sidewalk. So people started swerving around him. One by one, drivers finally were getting around him. Finally, it was my turn. But just as I was racing around this fuck, a big garbage truck came barreling down the other end of the road out of nowhere. So I immediately turned my car fully back into the lane, where I subsequently ran the Mexican off the road. He fell down, and I could see him cursing me out in my rear-view mirror.
Normally, I would take this as a victory. But some cunt took down my license plate number, and called the piece of shit police. They came to my home, and I told them what happened. They said that was the same story they got from another driver who witnessed what happened, as well as the person who called the cops on me in the first place. The police said I was lucky, because the bike rider did not fall off his bike as a result of hitting my car---if he did, it would have been a hit--and--run incident. But I never touched him, so the police said I couldn't be arrested. So these fucks left my house about a half-hour ago. And you know what? They told me that the prick I hit was an illegal alien, who gave the police fake I.D. when they arrived on the scene.
