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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up."

And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
If you are holding a sharp machete, you need neither of those two.

Translation: I have a small penis and I mask my discontent through sarcastic and somewhat morbid humor.
 
Boach said:


Translation: I have a small penis and I mask my discontent through sarcastic and somewhat morbid humor.

That's the second thread that you've made reference to my phallus. Besides the fact that you hold no personality, your attempts to flame are weak at best. Go back to your threads with no meaning and holding two screen names, each as forgettable as the other.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


That's the second thread that you've made reference to my phallus. Besides the fact that you hold no personality, your attempts to flame are weak at best. Go back to your threads with no meaning and holding two screen names, each as forgettable as the other.

At least my penis is bigger than yours.
 
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