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jnevin
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Jan 16 2007 12:47A
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No breasts.
Average looking..................Moo
Beautiful............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure............On medication.
Feminist..............................Lesbian.
Free spirit..........................Junkie.
Friendship first..................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....................No BJs.
Open-minded....................Desperate.
Outgoing............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional........................Bitch.
Voluptuous.........................Fat.
Large frame.......................Extremely Fat.
Wants Soul mate...............Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3 I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No breasts.
Average looking..................Moo
Beautiful............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure............On medication.
Feminist..............................Lesbian.
Free spirit..........................Junkie.
Friendship first..................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....................No BJs.
Open-minded....................Desperate.
Outgoing............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional........................Bitch.
Voluptuous.........................Fat.
Large frame.......................Extremely Fat.
Wants Soul mate...............Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3 I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
