Men.

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.
:evil:

Robert Jan · Nov 17, 2004

not that hard actually

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

Robert Jan said:
not that hard actually

Unless you're a Peterson.

:worried:

Carmen · Nov 17, 2004

poison is quieter.

hamstershaver · Nov 17, 2004

give them the remote and a blow job and you will see how nice we can be

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

Sugarplum said:
poison is quieter.

A little selenium in there garlic cream cheese or garlic bread and you're good to go.

:supercool

The Wenis · Nov 17, 2004

actually it's pretty easy to get away with murder :evil:

SoreArms · Nov 17, 2004

any one know what happened in the Peterson case? I'm dying to know.

CFZB · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.

why so angry? :qt:

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

SoreArms said:
any one know what happened in the Peterson case? I'm dying to know.

Guilty.

1st degree for the wife
2nd degree for the unborn child

They'll know if he get the death sentence on the 21st or 22nd I don't remember which.

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

PERFECTWORLD said:
why so angry?

oh, I'm just having some fun.

Carmen · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
oh, I'm just having some fun.

here's some fun: go to the farming store and get some castor beans. grind them up and add to your favorite sauce or soup.
instant poison! and it tastes yummy too!

CFZB · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
oh, I'm just having some fun.

right-o then.

Scotsman · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.

How about wild anonymous monkey sex?

Cheers,
Scotsman

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

Scotsman said:
How about wild anonymous monkey sex?

Cheers,
Scotsman

hmmm....

Scotsman · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
hmmm....

Well at least you're thinking about it.

Cheers,
Scotsman

SoreArms · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
Guilty.

1st degree for the wife
2nd degree for the unborn child

They'll know if he get the death sentence on the 21st or 22nd I don't remember which.

no way! How come nobody posted about this?

big4life · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.

Fire away, see if you can hit me.

:rolly:

TheProject · Nov 17, 2004

Scotsman said:
How about wild anonymous snuggly monkey sex?

Cheers,
Scotsman

There.

EnderJE · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
A little selenium in there garlic cream cheese or garlic bread and you're good to go.

Well, its good to know that CSI is good for something.

CFZB · Nov 17, 2004

Sugarplum said:
here's some fun: go to the farming store and get some castor beans. grind them up and add to your favorite sauce or soup.
instant poison! and it tastes yummy too!

gadzooks!!!!.....remind me not to piss you off k?

hanselthecaretaker · Nov 17, 2004

If velvett killed me, I'd like it to be by way of suffocation under a velvet blankie. :verygood:

Taps · Nov 17, 2004

Working with the opposite sex isn't that though - I get along amazingly with the gals I work with.

Living with...well, yeah I think murder may be the only option in that case.

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

EnderJE said:
Well, its good to know that CSI is good for something.

You saw that one too!

teehhe

:supercool

The Shadow · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.

Yes you can.......

Jeeezzzzzz

Ulcasterdropout · Nov 17, 2004

...everybody deserves a bullet!

CFZB · Nov 17, 2004

why all the hate guys....come on... group hug.....you know it will make you feel better....

:heks:

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

hanselthecaretaker said:
If velvett killed me, I'd like it to be by way of suffocation under a velvet blankie.

Muff blanket death.

jerseyart · Nov 17, 2004

Toilet seat was left up, or he didnt bother to lift it at all

ChefWide · Nov 17, 2004

Scotsman said:
How about wild anonymous monkey sex?

Cheers,
Scotsman

Stand yer ground, Highlander. I have no quarell with you brother, but here me as I stand alive and at the ready: I will cleave you from cap to heel.

I would not kill a brother, but clear I must be.

:evil:

pandemic · Nov 17, 2004

Sugarplum said:
here's some fun: go to the farming store and get some castor beans. grind them up and add to your favorite sauce or soup.
instant poison! and it tastes yummy too!

Rat poison works good too...a nice slow death and it's untracable...ahhhh...not that I know....ahhhh...I mean, word get's around...ya' know you hear things....yeah, ...that's right :worried:

velvett · Nov 17, 2004

JerseyArt said:
Toilet seat was left up, or he didnt bother to lift it at all

as long as it's not in the sink.

:worried:

Carmen · Nov 17, 2004

PERFECTWORLD said:
gadzooks!!!!.....remind me not to piss you off k?

ok.
you might wanna change that avatar.

ChefWide · Nov 17, 2004

Actually, a teaspoon of horsehair will do it. And you can kill without a problem with a recipe i have that includes just one pack of cigarettes...

hanselthecaretaker · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
Muff blanket death.

Yup, you outdid me there.

tiger88 · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.

say that about women

boring ...very boring....they can get pregnant and also are boring if i didnt mention that

niggaplease · Nov 17, 2004

tiger88 said:
say that about women

boring ...very boring....they can get pregnant and also are boring if i didnt mention that

you need some of that brown sugar, ni99a. The hard-packed kind, naw'mean?

Carmen · Nov 17, 2004

niggaplease said:
you need some of that brown sugar, ni99a. The hard-packed kind, naw'mean?

what language are you speaking?

Ulcasterdropout · Nov 17, 2004

niggaplease said:
naw'mean?

I'm gonna use that...

Sassy69 · Nov 17, 2004

This is easy. Just hide the remote and then say "Honey we never "talk"".

Dead. And no finger prints anywhere.

puddlemonkey · Nov 17, 2004

velvett said:
Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.

My mom use to say, "quickest way to a mans heart... IS STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS CHEST!!!" :worried:

Pamela · Nov 18, 2004

velvett said:
Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.

The neighbors wonder why I dig in the yard at night! :evil:

gjohnson5 · Nov 18, 2004

SoreArms said:
no way! How come nobody posted about this?

California has lethal injection I think , so C-YA...

jaded · Nov 18, 2004

Pamela said:
The neighbors wonder why I dig in the yard at night!

Razorguns · Nov 18, 2004

and you just HAD to marry one didn't you??

ChefWide · Nov 18, 2004

Lava eradicates all bio/chem traces.

"And like that... *poof*... he disappeared..."

Lady Viking · Nov 18, 2004

Pamela said:
The neighbors wonder why I dig in the yard at night!

lol

Scotsman · Nov 18, 2004

TheProject said:
There.

Alright you bastard I am coming for you and hell is coming with me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Werd · Nov 18, 2004

velvett said:
Can't live/work with them, can't shoot them without covering it up.

Men are dumb. PERIOD.

But dammit, some of them can sure eat pussy..... so I am doomed to put up with their "dumbness".

Scotsman · Nov 18, 2004

ChefWide said:
Stand yer ground, Highlander. I have no quarell with you brother, but here me as I stand alive and at the ready: I will cleave you from cap to heel.

I would not kill a brother, but clear I must be.

Alright truce then, And I thought there wasn't any harm in asking.

Cheers,
Scotsman

TheProject · Nov 18, 2004

Scotsman said:
Alright you bastard I am coming for you and hell is coming with me.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Whatever you say, you long haired hippie freak.

Scotsman · Nov 18, 2004

TheProject said:
Whatever you say, you long haired hippie freak.

Hey Vikings had long hair, William Wallace had long hair, Spatts has long hair, and they are all cooler and stronger than you so take that punk.

Cheers,
Scotsman

ChefWide · Nov 18, 2004

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