MEN EXPLAINED! (Had to be done)

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I wish that for one day women knew how we as men think.
That would make those relationship questions everyone asks a hell of alot easier to answer.

You know what, I check out every female I see to decide if I would sleep with her or not! (I do this even if I have a girlfriend, not to be a dick, but its a guy's instinct) Sorry!

If you are a good looking girl, every time a guy talks to you it doesn't matter what he says, he's thinking " man I'd like to screw you".

You know that guy friend of yours that your boyfriend hates? If given the chance, he'd be in your pants in a heartbeat.

As guys, we've all been that "guy friend".

We thrive on alterior motives. If I listen to you ramble on for 25 minutes about the disease your dog has on its anus, that doesn't mean that I care. (Hence, the alterior motives).

But ladies, we do realize that we must show you that we are unique and better in some ways than other men if we want to keep you. That we care and appreciate you and the things you do.
You just have to realize that these are the things that make us guys!
We may be ignorant sometimes, but that is just part of our beauty.

So to all the guys who are posting about bad relatioships or lost love, if she doesn't or didn't appreciate you, she never will. Find one that does.
Give her the boot-- she can tell her story walkin'!

(I hope I didn't give away any ancient secrets or break any unwritten code gentlemen!)

 

[Kakdiesel]

well i've posted this before, but it goes along the lines of what your saying:

Women have it easy. Every second of the day, theres some AVERAGE looking woman in teh world gettin complimented on by some guy. The average looking male NEVER gets complimented on. Newsflash: Men like to feel "pretty" too.

Thats why men sleep around and fuck almost anything that walks sometimes. It makes us feel good about ourselves. Cuz we got pussy.

 

[Frackal]

Kick da troof to da yoof

 

[Frackal]

Hell yeah, no matter what any guy says, he likes to feel "pretty" (I prefer fine or handsome as it's less homononish or somethin')

Also, in probably 97% of cases, the only reason a guy will talk to an attractive female for non-business type conversation, is cause he wants ta slip it to ya.