Men. any idea?

[Dial_tone]

I think you have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. You already said your friend washed her clothes at your house. Why is she washing clothes at your house? More importantly WHERE ELSE does she wash her clothes? Maybe she picked 'em up by mistake at the last place she washed clothes. Now they're just in with hers and she brought 'em over to your place.

Also you said they were big draws. Fat girls don't leave big draws at nobody else house. (I don't really talk like this. I'm just tryin sound like I got street cred. You feel me?). That's prolly the only good pair she got. The rest are those white cottons from Omar the Tent maker.

Matter of fact I bet Melissa's man is cheatin on her and Big Girl left them draws at her house. Now she floatin down Denial river so she dumped 'em at your place so you can blame yo man. I don't like her already.

P.S. Depending how big Big Gurl is I might be able to take her outta your way any how.

 

[myway]

Taze him in the balls in the middle of the night...

When he wakes up in pain and disoriented tell him you don't know where the tazer came from and you love him and he should trust you.

Also, send me all of his guns please.

Sounds like a solid plan.

 

[myway]

I think you have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. You already said your friend washed her clothes at your house. Why is she washing clothes at your house? More importantly WHERE ELSE does she wash her clothes? Maybe she picked 'em up by mistake at the last place she washed clothes. Now they're just in with hers and she brought 'em over to your place.

Also you said they were big draws. Fat girls don't leave big draws at nobody else house. (I don't really talk like this. I'm just tryin sound like I got street cred. You feel me?). That's prolly the only good pair she got. The rest are those white cottons from Omar the Tent maker.

Matter of fact I bet Melissa's man is cheatin on her and Big Girl left them draws at her house. Now she floatin down Denial river so she dumped 'em at your place so you can blame yo man. I don't like her already.

P.S. Depending how big Big Gurl is I might be able to take her outta your way any how.

I like the way you think but Melissa only did laundry at my house once(when she was moving) about 6 months ago. Plus, they aren't her size. If they were from her, they would have turned up months ago.

 

[-SD-]

I like the way you think but Melissa only did laundry at my house once(when she was moving) about 6 months ago. Plus, they aren't her size. If they were from her, they would have turned up months ago.

you left out the "6 months ago" part. If you guys are reasonably neat and organized any of melissas clothes definetely would have showed up long ago.

 

[myway]

you left out the "6 months ago" part. If you guys are reasonably neat and organized any of melissas clothes definetely would have showed up long ago.

Exactly. When we do laundry, we do it all. I don't think a pair of red undies would have been stuck to the inside of the dryer for six months.

 

[crazyjoe]

someone broke in during the middle of the night and put them in your dryer

use your head woman

do not fear dealing with the truth, always trust your gut

Took the words out of my mouth.

 

[javaguru]

Exactly. When we do laundry, we do it all. I don't think a pair of red undies would have been stuck to the inside of the dryer for six months.

My chick friends in college called them "hook up panties." If she was going on a date and expected some pipe to be laid she would always put on her best hook up panties.

 

[myway]

It's harder to leave with a little baby. Gotta get stuff set up, first. This sux. I wonder if I should just play dumb like I think he's telling the truth. That way, it will be easier for me to get out of here. No sense in trying to work anything out if he's still not telling the truth.

 

[javaguru]

It's harder to leave with a little baby. Gotta get stuff set up, first. This sux. I wonder if I should just play dumb like I think he's telling the truth. That way, it will be easier for me to get out of here. No sense in trying to work anything out if he's still not telling the truth.

I wouldn't make any big decisions based on the posts you get on an internet chat board, I'm posting as Brian and not Javaguru. Talk to the people close to you in real life, listen to them.

 

[Dial_tone]

It's harder to leave with a little baby. Gotta get stuff set up, first. This sux. I wonder if I should just play dumb like I think he's telling the truth. That way, it will be easier for me to get out of here. No sense in trying to work anything out if he's still not telling the truth.

Hit him with the ole "we can get thru this a lot easier if you just tell the truth to me now" even if it doesn't really change what you do. You just want the truth now, that's all.