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[stevexpress]

There was once this guy named Body
whose threads were always shody
he talks about girls
fulfilling his wirls
in his own mind he's a Gotti

 

[Seashell]

...holy hell, theres only 2 words end in onz

LMAO!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

theres a member called fyxgel
whose threads, really, are pure hell
all he talks about is getting a girl
my toenails are starting to curl
every night, he rubs one out to seashell

oh no it doesnt end there
life is, in fact, quite unfair
the girls he chases all go to church
so fyxgel is quite in the lurch
on his balls, i bet theres no hair

he takes advice from BBF
who is the biggest man-ho on EF
his advice isnt enough
to score a bit of muff
my advice, is to use the hand on the left

 

[stevexpress]

theres a member called fyxgel
whose threads, really, are pure hell
all he talks about is getting a girl
my toenails are starting to curl
every night, he rubs one out to seashell

oh no it doesnt end there
life is, in fact, quite unfair
the girls he chases all go to church
so fyxgel is quite in the lurch
on his balls, i bet theres no hair

he takes advice from BBF
who is the biggest man-ho on EF
his advice isnt enough
to score a bit of muff
my advice, is to use the hand on the left

lmfao must spread k around before giving to golde again

 

[GoldenDelicious]

there once was a guy called bodybyfinaplex
whose tits look like he forgot the arimidex
he thinks hes really smart
all he does is chase every passing tart
all that synthol, makes it impossible to flex

 

[GoldenDelicious]

remember that guy dial_tone?
his big lips make him sound like gerome
his favorite thing is to drop a load
in some girls backdoor dirt road
he still lives with his mom, at home

 

[digger]

EF has an admin named digger
Who serves as its technical rigger
K - hoes think it's funny
To offer him money
But he simply squeezes the trigger.

 

[Code]

Pics from International Male
Lied and scammed without fail

Hotornot was his medium
and Posts that doubted, he deleted 'em

Implant guns and soccer leagues
Of lies these he'd never fatigue

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the best storyteller on this site, to me
is the biggest homo you ever saw, AAP
if i wasnt all the way over here in australia
hed probably say "goldendelicious, i fockin wanna nail ya"
tonight, im going to pray no one parts the Timor Sea

but a guy this big and ripped, deserves more
than the ulcer on his dick, a herpes sore
how he got it? his luck was rotten
since at the time, he was a bottom
now he uses a condom every time, for sure

his talent in life though, is to steal
fucker does it like a man dying for a meal
youd never guess that a guy of his sort
who writes the funniest shit in his flex report
could thieve so much shit, with such zeal

 

[GoldenDelicious]

theres this computer nerd called digger
whose rhymes sound like they came from a wigger
he spends his time on elitefitness
hounding poor saggy souls like SoKlueless
he wouldnt be that way if his penis was a bit bigger

if anyone laughed at my line about SoKlueless
you really really are really heartless
shes really quite sweet
shes someone id meet
if i find you, your dick will for a long time be useless

 

[GoldenDelicious]

omg i just saw a new post by fyxgel
the boy really is mentally unwell
hes asking the same shit all over again
someone come kill me, and end the pain
all it would take is one shotgun shell

what i love about EF is the guys that ask for pics
pretending they dont play with their dicks
everytime i hear "this thread is useless"
i know that their right hand will be juiceless
really, perkele, i know all of your tricks

haha i liked taht last one

 

[GoldenDelicious]

typing this crap out is getting boring
its long past the time when i should be snoring
looking at my fat tummy its plain to see
that i should get some of that DNP
then i could go out drinking, and whoring

speaking of drugs, id like to say
that some of you out there act really gay
because its obvious to me
that y'all dont do any PCT
you just end up with bitch tits and no muscles, your way

you guys are probably going to scream with laughter, and its probably out of print, but im pretty sure im published

hilarious, isnt it?

 

[The_Ghost]

Bwahahaha, damn this thread was/is funny as hell

 

[GoldenDelicious]

theres a lovely lady called sugarplum
one day, i accidentally lost 3 hours staring at her bum
her body and face look oh so fine
how i wish they were mine
any man would sell his soul to get some

the best thing about her, is her skill with her hands
she'll even help you put up your door jambs
watch her handle a saw
truly, itll drop your jaw
shes so hot, meet her, but be sure to take some fans

 

[Deleted member 33117]

There was once this guy named Body
whose threads were always shody
he talks about girls
fulfilling his wirls
in his own mind he's a Gotti

LoL

 

[Carmen]

theres a lovely lady called sugarplum
one day, i accidentally lost 3 hours staring at her bum
her body and face look oh so fine
how i wish they were mine
any man would sell his soul to get some

the best thing about her, is her skill with her hands
she'll even help you put up your door jambs
watch her handle a saw
truly, itll drop your jaw
shes so hot, meet her, but be sure to take some fans

LOL. thank you!!
damn i wish i could flood you with k.

 

[BileStew]

Steve's having too much fun on this thread. Remember, I own this thread, I can delete it..(and digger too)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

And Shell, good call on the bump, I totally forgot about this.

 

[stevexpress]

Steve's having too much fun on this thread. Remember, I own this thread, I can delete it..(and digger too)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

And Shell, good call on the bump, I totally forgot about this.

lmfao

 

[stevexpress]

There was once an EF member named Stew
who sat around with nothing to do
so he started this thread
now it's gone to his head
it's obvious that he needs to get out and screw

 

[from zero]

There's this dude named stevexpress
In front of men, he will undress
He called Bilestew a 'tard
So Stew fucked him hard
His rectum is now quite a mess

 

[stevexpress]

There's this dude named stevexpress
In front of men, he will undress
He called Bilestew a 'tard
So Stew fucked him hard
His rectum is now quite a mess

lmfao got me on that one

 

[stevexpress]

There's this fella named Zero
in his mind he's a hero
to his dismay
he never got layed
and we wonder why he's named Zero

 

[stevexpress]

I know a guy named Stevexpress
his fellow members he will impress
cause his way with words
they'll come in herds
leaving all others to digress

 

[stevexpress]

bump

 

[BileStew]

There's this dude named stevexpress
In front of men, he will undress
He called Bilestew a 'tard
So Stew fucked him hard
His rectum is now quite a mess

LOL!!!!

You focking assbog.

 

[stevexpress]

We all know a fella named STEW
He never had much to do
We all know he's gay
He'll take it all the way
It's sad what he'll do for a screw

back at yeah biiiiiiiiiiitch

 

[BileStew]

We all know a fella named STEW
He never had much to do
We all know he's gay
He'll take it all the way
It's sad what he'll do for a screw

back at yeah biiiiiiiiiiitch

Fucking NYer's...

 

[stevexpress]

lol sorry man i'm from the south

 

[BileStew]

While putting his clothes through a mangle
Poor Zero got in a tangle;
His nips were rolled flat
And e x t r u d e d (like that)
Now they flap round his knees as they dangle

 

[hamstershaver]

there is a member soklueles shes a plumper
trolls the boards hoping someone will hump her
shes got droopy boobs
shhhh dont tell the noobs
oh how does she like it in the dumper

 

[SoKlueles]

there is a member soklueles shes a plumper
trolls the boards hoping someone will hump her
shes got droopy boobs
shhhh dont tell the noobs
oh how does she like it in the dumper

now, that was uncalled for young man

 

[Robert Jan]

there is a member soklueles shes a plumper
trolls the boards hoping someone will hump her
shes got droopy boobs
shhhh dont tell the noobs
oh how does she like it in the dumper

Brilliant.