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BileStew

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Considering the Haiku thread was a winner and I sucked at them (happy now Col. Sandersbox?). It's time to kick off the Members Limerick Thread.

There once was a guy named Jerkbox
Whose buddy lost his car on some street block
They fucked with his furniture
It affected his curvature
So he told them to kiss his assbox
 
There once was a fellow named Romo
Who lead us to think he was homo
he had a soft face
and pranced 'round in lace
and tried to sing like perry cuomo
 
There once was a dude named Stewy
He said his man's foreskin was chewy
He'd polish his knob
He'd knee and he'd bob
And return to his feet all gooey
 
Bigdawg is quite the enigma
however, he carries such stigma
he brushes it off
with smile and a scoff
with donut crust on his chin, eh?
 
Jerkbox and Paulo were always a'beltin
That they had all the girls hearts a'meltin'.
But soon they discover
that they were man lovers
And it was dicks they'd rather be feltin'.
 
LMAO at this thread.

I think I am going to suck at writing limerick's as bad as I was at Haiku though. :(
 
BileStew said:
Jerkbox and Paulo were always a'beltin
That they had all the girls hearts a'meltin'.
But soon they discover
that they were man lovers
And it was dicks they'd rather be feltin'.
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:lmao:
 
jerkbox said:
There once was a dude named Stewy
He said his man's foreskin was chewy
He'd polish his knob
He'd knee and he'd bob
And return to his feet all gooey
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judging on technical merit, required elements, and presentation....

three and three quarters stars
 
There once was a girl named QT
Who I thought was a real sweet beauty
she made me a girl drink
and it caused a big stink
now everyone thinks I am fruity!
 
rather be feltin'????


what the hell kind of english is that?
stick to animated gifs you illiterate bastard


lmao
 
jerkbox said:
rather be feltin'????


what the hell kind of english is that?
stick to animated gifs you illiterate bastard


lmao
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Sorry, read it again, it has a boomerang effect.

lol@ the "stick with animated gifs" line...

Focker!!
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
There once was a girl named QT
Who I thought was a real sweet beauty
she made me a girl drink
and it caused a big stink
now everyone thinks I am fruity!
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LOL! So that's what the Cosmo is about? Wow, I am out of the loop.
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
There once was a girl named QT
Who I thought was a real sweet beauty
she made me a girl drink
and it caused a big stink
now everyone thinks I am fruity!
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:lmao:

Dawgy I :heart: you. :bigkiss:

:qt:
 
From Zero said:
From Canada there's a dude named Cosmo
To the ladies at Elite, he is a man ho
But don't think that way
You know he is gay
To another man's anus he will go
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aw SNAP!!!!

you bastard :lmao:
 
There once was a board called elite
Where chicks posted pics of clothed teets
But they never disrobe
and man does that blow
They are unusually cruel types of peeps
 
BileStew said:
There once was a chick named QT
Who said, anal sex is for floozies
She claims it's closed there
But in order for her to share
All it will take is some tequila and roofies
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lol, nice
 
BileStew said:
There once was a chick named QT
Who said, anal sex is for floozies
She claims it's closed there
But in order for her to share
All it will take is some tequila and roofies
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Holy shit :lmao:
 
BileStew said:
There once was a chick named QT
Who said, anal sex is for floozies
She claims it's closed there
But in order for her to share
All it will take is some tequila and roofies
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:lmao: Your such a bastard the tequila was suppose to be our little secret! :qt:
 
There was a dude named SuperSizeMe
Out of nowhere his humor surprises me
And then one fine day
Someone said he was gay
Lame Ass beating threats for all thee
 
There once was a girl named Shelly
She liked to be tickled on her belly,
She ka-bongs in plat chat with dead fishy,
She got mad cause I said it was smelly,
So she rubbed the fish in petroleum jelly,
 
I like them shaved and not harry
smelling like a sweet tasty berry
to know if its stinky
I'll check with my pinky
and hope that its not like spoiled dairy
 
There once was a guy named Romo,
He tries to pretend like he as not a Homo,
But he has a serious obsession with anal,
I think he plays catcher,
But who is his pitcher? Maybe it is his smelly cat!
 
superqt4u2nv said:
There once was a guy named Romo,
He tries to pretend like he as not a Homo,
But he has a serious obsession with anal,
I think he plays catcher,
But who is his pitcher? Maybe it is his smelly cat!
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You asscul-de-sac.

It's supposed to rhyme.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
There once was a guy named Romo,
He tries to pretend like he as not a Homo,
But he has a serious obsession with anal,
I think he plays catcher,
But who is his pitcher? Maybe it is his smelly cat!
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grading on technical merit, required elements, and artistic presentation,

D-
 
chaos mage said:
grading on technical merit, required elements, and artistic presentation,

D-
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I agree- it falls outside the box as far as limericks go, but I actually laughed pretty hard...
 
superqt4u2nv said:
There once was a guy named Romo,
He tries to pretend like he as not a Homo,
But he has a serious obsession with anal,
I think he plays catcher,
But who is his pitcher? Maybe it is his smelly cat!
Click to expand...

WTF ;)
 
There is a Seashell from sauga
who caused all the boys to go ga ga
they called her a hot dish
she kabonged them with fish
and caused all but BD to go wah wah!!
 
Romo's penis was known to be small
he could barely see it at all
a paper thin tube
it looked like a pube
he snipped it off early last fall
 
On the internet BD and QT found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down into their pants
 
With the heat of the passion quite high,
In the dark JerkBox had grabbed the K-Y,
But his burning desire,
Quickly set him on fire,
When he smeared that Ben-Gay on the little guy.
 
jerkbox said:
Romo's penis was known to be small
he could barely see it at all
a paper thin tube
it looked like a pube
he snipped it off early last fall
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LMAO, now that was funny Gaylord Fockerbox!!
 
Jerkbox was a young man from the Philly street
Who circumsized men with his teeth
It's all very funny
'cos it wasn't for money
But for the cheese that he found underneath!
 
BileStew said:
Jerkbox was a young man from the Philly street
Who circumsized men with his teeth
It's all very funny
'cos it wasn't for money
But for the cheese that he found underneath!
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lmao....not bad....lol
 
There once was a guy named Hamstershaver
he said kitty licking was bad
I think he's a closet homo
He likes fat cocks instead



Oh wait,was that supposed to ryhme?...............oops
 
deteras1 said:
There once was a guy named Hamstershaver
he said kitty licking was bad
I think he's a closet homo
He likes fat cocks instead



Oh wait,was that supposed to ryhme?...............oops
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E for effort, back to school for you!!!!!!
 
serious post - after the limericks thread and the haiku thread, we can tell exactly who did not do well in english and composition...
 
Becoming said:
serious post - after the limericks thread and the haiku thread, we can tell exactly who did not do well in english and composition...
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it was my WORST subject.

I am more of the math type...very analytical...
 
The Ejaculator said:
it was my WORST subject.

I am more of the math type...very analytical...
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yeah sure einstein.... I am surprised you can write your freaking name...

LOL @ jerkbox
 
There once was a man named Becoming
Who just wanted some old fashioned gay loving
He called up some guy
Then paid with a five
And then let him to do all the rubbing
 
Becoming wanted all to believe he was a Rhodes Scholar
Mocking everyone else, why would he bother?
But instead of leaving it alone
His boyfriend stuffed him to bone
He then did what he did best and that was holler.
 
Romo and Zero liked writing poems
About Becoming they'd write homoerotic tomes
But what nobody knew
Though there were plenty of clues
Is that they were the ones that like SUCKING COCK!


oops.... :D
 
There once was a bor named From Zero
Who thought himself an Elite hero
But now what we find
he's out of his mind
It turns out he's really quite queer-o
 
There's one dude who's name is Bilestew
His parents he surely should sue
for so disfigured he is
with a festish for jizz
If only they had named him Sue.
 
Jerkbox sleeps on a Philly park bench
a blanket of newspaper, all he can clench
He is such a louse
got kicked out of house
for calling his mother a wench.
 
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Seashell sells hell by the seashore
asks for the world and then more
I hat her so bad
it makes me quite mad
to see her stalking my front door
 
There is a lass named superqt
sometimes she gets rather flirty
but one things for sure
as I write about her
Her wit is akin to her beauty
 
Paulo the moody fairy,
his body was pasty and hairy
at 300 pounds
he sodomized clowns
and fondled their twig and berries
 
jerkbox said:
Paulo the moody fairy,
his body was pasty and hairy
at 300 pounds
he sodomized clowns
and fondled their twig and berries
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Good one! ;)

There once was a man from Nantucket,
He met JH1 and he sucked it,
They liked trolling for trannies,
To fill up their fannies,
Mutual buggery is their ticket
 
jerkbox said:
Paulo the moody fairy,
his body was pasty and hairy
at 300 pounds
he sodomized clowns
and fondled their twig and berries
Click to expand...


Excellent

you get an :elephant: for effort.
 
Paulo is quite the space cadet
He's obese and gay, I will bet
He might persuade you
Or his pal Bilestew
To suck on his fireman's helmet
 
It's true I am waifish and hairy
but women still wish me to marry
although I'm not hot
I still hit the spot
while you still hold on to your cherry
 
Paulo said:
It's true I am waifish and hairy
but women still wish me to marry
although I'm not hot
I still hit the spot
while you still hold on to your cherry
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BAM!!!!

now thats my Paulo!!!!!!
 
these limericks are all out of wack
you fuckers can suck on my sack
I'll pull out my peter
the size of a meter
and blow a big wad on your back


(j/k)
 
Bump.


There once was a guy named amp pharm
It looked like he would do no harm
Lumberg turned his back
aap attacked
Up his rectum, he pushed in his arm
 
There is a cool guy named Alienamppharm
He was very nice and full of charm
Then one day
From Zero called him a gay
That's how From Zero broke his arm
 
One day FromZero was in heat
So he logged on EF to see who he could meet
There were plenty of horny women to his suprise
but what he didn't realize
is that between their legs dangled some meat


Later on he found out the truth
but being curious he still wanted proof
He PM'd Paulo and Jerkbox
to see if they indeed had cocks
Now his only worry is wondering if he's using too much tooth
 
there was once a maiden named soklueles
the perfect penis she seeks
alas she is still looking
and this has been going on for weeks

she thought she found it,
from the EF guys
but alas she is sad
cuz they dont have the right size

they dont have small penises
this i can vouch
but alas not the perfect penis
and i still dont have a couch
 
There once was a poster named Gymgurl
Whose ass was the class of the free world
Her av has a pic
point first and then right click
I'd hit that thang until her toes curled
 
There once was a girl named Jen
who was living a life of Zen,
then from her job she was laid off
and for those on EF who still work she does scoff....
 
alien amp pharm said:
One day FromZero was in heat
So he logged on EF to see who he could meet
There were plenty of horny women to his suprise
but what he didn't realize
is that between their legs dangled some meat


Later on he found out the truth
but being curious he still wanted proof
He PM'd Paulo and Jerkbox
to see if they indeed had cocks
Now his only worry is wondering if he's using too much tooth
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LMAO
 
There's this dude Tuc on Elite
As large as small cars are his feet
Much to our dismay
He's not only fat, but gay
To Nathan's pics, he rubs his meat
 
I started an ECA stack
Now I feel like I'm doing crack
I took 4 at time
to make up this rhyme
but these shits are now shrinking my sack
 
^ Bump for being one of the best threads ever. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I forgot about this badboy and stumbled across it just now, it's definately worth a re-read. And I think some of the newer people should add to it. :)
 
Abs harder than diamonds
Every bandwagon he'd climb on

His claims went from hero to fodder
Physicist, bouncer and super-model

In the world of pawns
None was greater than Fonz
 
lol, nice Code!


There once was a Chef who was stalked..
Up against the wall he was blocked..
he began to sweat
at the implied threat
And the once-over she gave as she walked
 
there once was an orb called Gonelifting
whose sexual preference was always a-shifting
one day he did test
found a boy to molest
and now hes in a cell, just sitting
 
GoldenDelicious said:
there once was an orb called Gonelifting
whose sexual preference was always a-shifting
one day he did test
found a boy to molest
and now hes in a cell, just sitting
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:LMAO:

Sent him a file today, he said he's fine, and that if i hit that new sales trollop to maker her yell out his name.
 
Ther was once a lady named Sea
whose gallery we all liked to see
with a body so fit
all the guys want to hit
but we all know it will never be
 
there once was a girl called supercutie
who had in her av a great booty
then along came dial_tone
and showed her his bone
and their sex life is all fruity tootie
 
BBF is his name
fucking fat chicks is his game

One night in the trailer
a horrible smell arose
and he twitched his nose

Annabelle said "What?"
"should i douche my twat?"


but Grandpa never complains.
 
deteras1 said:
BBF is his name
fucking fat chicks is his game

One night in the trailer
a horrible smell arose
and he twitched his nose

Annabelle said "What?"
"should i douche my twat?"


but Grandpa never complains.
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you really suck, you know that?
 
There was once a man who left for smokes
Since gone it's been nothing but jokes
we all miss him dear
but we wait in fear
wondering if he was arrested by the folks
 
there was this big dude dial_tone
who was used to getting off all alone
on the net he met a chick
was too skinny, he wanted thick
hes on EF all day, trying to bone
 
there once was a wanker called fonz
had the sex appeal of the muppet, gonz
ran away with another guys hard earned money
motherfucker probably thinks that hes funny
holy hell, theres only 2 words end in onz
 
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