Megan Foxxxx

[GUARDIAN]

Y'know what that pic reminds me of?

Carl and Bob find themselves in Hell, a little confused, and startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door is the ugliest woman they have ever seen. She's 3'4", dirty, and you can smell her even over the brimstone.

The Devil speaks! "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl is whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

Bob, now alone, is understandably anxious. Another door inches open, he strains to see the figure of ... Megan Fox. Delighted, Bob jumps up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he hears the voice of the Devil saying:

"Megan, you have sinned...!"

i knew u had a sense of humor

 

[swole]

where's calveless and golden to tell us how they'd game her

calveless - i eventually got her naked and begging for my sawseege but didn't end up doing anything about it.

golden - i told her how ugly she was and how her lips were unflattering. once she wanted me i lost interest and shagged her friend.

llolol love u guys

 

[GUARDIAN]

where's calveless and golden to tell us how they'd game her

calveless - i eventually got her naked and begging for my sawseege but didn't end up doing anything about it.

golden - i told her how ugly she was and how her lips were unflattering. once she wanted me i lost interest and shagged her friend.

llolol love u guys

swole's game......how much is the letric bill? do u have gps?



lmao

 

[swole]

swole's game......how much is the letric bill? do u have gps?



lmao

she's not a single mom, that wouldn't work!

 

[needtogetarmy]

She is like 20 and already has plastic surgery done. WTF.

 

[The Race The Hunt]

she also has club thumb

I'd bloppy an entire New Orleans highschool football O-line on a 123 degree August day after two-a-days just to be able to taste her balloon knot.

 

[Walter Szczerbiak]

pic for non plats! Puddlemonk get on that asap

 

[timtim]

crazy hawt. bet she has a tiny thingie.

 

[Walter Szczerbiak]

too bad that bro from 90210 is tearin up her kitty raw dog style.... I remember reading the FHM article/interview, she came off sounding like a certified freak

 

[galaxy]

Isnt she engaged to David Silver? That fucker gets his hands on every hot chic. Just tells me I really am wasting my time lifting weights.