Meeting girls

[VicTusDeuS]

hey guys where can I go to meet girls? My job sucks for that and so does school...

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Church.

Religious women love it when you break into their church and murder the priest with a wooden mallet as they watch on from the pews.

Jah.

 

[Lao Tzu]

personal ads

alleyways in the poorer, more ethnocentric parts of town

 

[HappyScrappy]

this comes up here fairly frequently - and I don't recall who said it, but they were dead on when then said something to the effect of "I just go down to the local chapter's meetings of 'Nymphomaniacs Anonymous'"

and how.

 

[MoneyBags]

nursing homes

 

[Lao Tzu]

this comes up here fairly frequently - and I don't recall who said it, but they were dead on when then said something to the effect of "I just go down to the local chapter's meetings of 'Nymphomaniacs Anonymous'"

and how.

i know you're joking, but that is a great idea.

actually, its called 'sex addicts anonymous' now.

http://www.sexaa.org/

my god. i never seriously thought of that.

 

[guards]

The supermarket has done wonders for me!

 

[HappyScrappy]

guards is right - if you go at different times, you will see that supermodels all apparently shop at the same time.

and I'm not joking - there was one night where I was literally walking around laughing - I was the only male customer in the place, it was 11pm some night, and the rest were all just really hot women.

it was so bizzarre. you'd think I'd go back and only shop at that time - but I don't even recall when it was.