Medical Kangaroo

[satanic goatslayer]

Hey you!
Sleeping in the bed
I have a hammer
I'm going to cave in your head!

Stop now!
Where you gonna go?
You can try to run
But you're way too slow!

Oh no!
You fell on your face
Open your eyes
And I'll spray them with mace!

E-Gads!
You're writhing in pain
Time to break your ribs
With this old man's cane!

Good lord!
I gave you a jab
You tried to grunt
So your throat I will stab!

Ding Dong!
The clock strikes four
I guess it's time
To beat you some more!

Line Drive!
I've got my wood bat
I wouldn't hit so hard
If you weren't so fat!

Handi-Capped!
Your limbs can't move
There's only one way
For your life to improve!

Grim Reaper!
Your time has come
I'll take your blood
And drink it with rum!

Three whacks!
And your skull caves in
I'll toss your bloody innards
In a garbage bin!

Fire Bug!
I have gasoline
I'll burn your remains
But not your spleen!

Dim Mak!
The famed death touch
I'd eat your kidneys
If they didn't stink so much!

You're dead!
And all is well
I hope you burn
And rot in hell!

 

[Milhouse]

Good shine and many dismembered bodyparts for you

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Mil-house!
Shine tastes good
As long as the alcohol
Isn't preceded by "wood"!

 

[Milhouse]

Mil-house!
Shine tastes good
As long as the alcohol
Isn't preceded by "wood"!

I heard once I could get a wicked buzz by bashing my head against the wall.

All I got was a sore head and a broken wall.

 

[big4life]

Excellent as always.

Just one question......What did you do with the spleen?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Yeah, some folks like to put plastic bags over their melons and try to catch a buzz that way. I get my buzz by fastening the bag to their neck and watching as they suffocate.

Good times.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I pickled it and placed it in a jar to go along with my collection.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Hello

 

[satanic goatslayer]

What you say!!!???

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Greetings. I love Baby Ruth and Chunk.

 

[Phemomena]

I pickled it and placed it in a jar to go along with my collection.

can i see????

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Perhaps, but you'd have to give me three dollars and fifty nine cents.

 

[Phemomena]

Perhaps, but you'd have to give me three dollars and fifty nine cents.

what, no body parts?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

The festive season is fast approaching, so I like to give my customers/friends a bit of slack in giving me their organs.

Of course, after Jan.1, most people are fat and lethargic, so it's easy to run up and repo their livers and lungs to compensate for that lack of income.