Maybe you can help me with this--home decorating question.

[Lumberg]

So I want to put up some drapes and whatnot, the plain venetian blinds just aren't cutting it according to some of my friends/guests. So this one friend says I need to get some "beef curtains." He's pretty smart with stuff like this--he says I really need some. Anyways I have looked all over and when I go to fabric stores and home finishings places and shit all I get are dirty looks. Probably cos I am the only good looking male to ever come in the dump. Those places are full of tired old dried out pussy.

Now that I think about it what the fuck would beef curtains look like? I dunno but they're probably pretty cool if Blaine likes them. (That's my friend).

So anyways do any of you guys have beef curtains or have any comments on them? Where would a guy find some?

 

[jh1]

LOL @ Beef Curtains.

The first time I heard that I almost puked.

 

[Becoming]

LOL - and the term is "beef drapes" numbnuts....

 

[Lumberg]

is beef drapes another company?

WTF is the difference between drapes and curtains anyways?

I need a wife

 

[HumorMe]

I would post some pics of beef curtains but digger might ban me.

 

[jerkbox]

lol...great random thread

 

[BileStew]

LOL - and the term is "beef drapes" numbnuts....

No, it's beef curtains and meat drapes. And with a slight breeze kicking up, they flap like Rodans wings.

 

[BonerBoy]

I'm goto pick up some verticle blinds tommorow for my mom, I'll ask em about the beef drapes for ya

 

[Lumberg]

Thanks BB.

I heard WODIN's a fan of the beef curtains. He calls 'em roast beef.

 

[Gymgurl]

I'll come over and help you pick some out......they come in all sizes and shapes so i hear... oh and colors

 

[BonerBoy]

Thanks BB.

Sure thing bro

I just got back and I see what ya mean about the dirty looks form some of the women working there, a bunch of man haters, I guess they dont cary that brand co's they're a manly type of drape or something

anyway the one guy said to look at home depot by the meat tarps

 

[biteme]

I sure the hell can't help you. Just ask Starfish.

 

[Lumberg]

I'll come over and help you pick some out......they come in all sizes and shapes so i hear... oh and colors

Oh cool. Where do you live? I would appreciate the help.

Also I am starting to suspect that this is a big joke. I'm not sure. But if it is then the joke's on me, which I do not like.

 

[Smurfy]

No comment.

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay I'm bringing Smurfy and we will be right over to help you out with your situation

 

[Lumberg]

awesome. I'll be in the garage working on my motorcycle. we can all go for a ride afterwards.

 

[Smurfy]

oh.....we'll ride.