Franklin said:
As for your retort about me being the butt of jokes, to the best of my knowledge, no one has ever made me the butt of their jokes because of my "limited" appearance. Its ironic coming from you.
Franklin,
I doubt that you have NEVER been the butt of jokes due to your limited physical appearance. A quick net searched yielded the following jokes made at your expense.
Franklin is so ugly when he joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Franklin is so ugly he looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Franklin is so ugly just after he was born, his mother said "What a treasure!" and his father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Franklin is so ugly they push his face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Franklin is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower.
Franklin is so ugly they didn't give his a costume when he tried out for Star Wars.
Franklin is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around his ankle, they put it around his neck.
Franklin is so ugly he gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Franklin is so ugly when he walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Franklin is so ugly his mom had to be drunk to breast feed him.
Franklin is so ugly his mom had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dogs to play with him.
Franklin is so ugly when he walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Franklin is so ugly the government moved Halloween to his birthday.
Franklin is so ugly that if ugly were bricks he'd have his own projects.
Franklin is so ugly they pay his to put his clothes on in strip joints.
Franklin is so ugly he made an onion cry.
Franklin is so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower!
Franklin is so ugly when they took him to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Franklin is so ugly they put his in dough and made monster cookies!
Franklin is so ugly he tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Franklin is so ugly he looks out the window and gets arrested!
Franklin is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to him!
Franklin is so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date him!
Franklin is so ugly for Halloween he trick or treats on the phone!
Franklin is so ugly he turned Medusa to stone!
Franklin is so ugly The NHL banned him for life.
Franklin is so ugly he gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Franklin is so ugly the government moved Halloween to his birthday!
Franklin is so ugly if ugly were bricks he'd have his own projects!
Franklin is so ugly they pay his to put his clothes on in strip joints
Franklin is so ugly he made an onion cry!
Franklin is so ugly people go as his for Halloween.
Franklin is so ugly that when he sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury his.
Franklin is so ugly he scares the roaches away.
Franklin is so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with his!
Franklin is so ugly I heard that your dad first met his at the pound.
Franklin is so ugly that if ugly were bricks he'd have his own projects.
Franklin is so ugly that his father takes him to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss him goodbye.