Masturbation leads to cancer...

[EnderJE]

Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age


FUCK, I'm dead.

 

[Razorguns]

DOUBLE FUCK

r

 

[Sub-Zero]

i already pee slow

 

[UA_Iron]

if you dont jerk off enough you'll get prostate cancer....wtf

if you're a dude and you live long enough you will get prostate cancer.

 

[pdaddyII]

Just have somebody check your prostate daily and you will be fine.

 

[EnderJE]

Just have somebody check your prostate daily and you will be fine.

fag

 

[pdaddyII]

fag

 

[nimbus]

and cancer leads to masturbation; what a vicious cycle!!


also, stay tuned for our next study, where we demonstrate that laughing increases your risk of heart disease!

 

[JayC9]

"masturbation is the release of accumulated toxins"

don’t mind me dear, only ridding my body of poisons

 

[Strongbow]

Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age


FUCK, I'm dead.

I am a fucking medical miracle, I shud have been DEAD ten years ago.

 

[SpyWizard]

bunch of blind hairy handed dudes up in here.

 

[wills_got_rythm]

bunch of blind hairy handed dudes up in here.

I have to shave my palms every other day!!! and I cant see worth a shit!!!

You gotta die of something......

 

[BBR100]

Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age


FUCK, I'm dead.

Slow to make friends in Calgary, eh?

 

[manny78]

I read somewhere that if we all reached, 90%+ of us would get/die from prostate cancer.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Pick3 is a prostate examiner by night

 

[jnevin]

I'm checking my prostate as we speak.

 

[chewyxrage]

59% of the men in both groups said that they had engaged in sexual activity (intercourse or masturbation) 12 times a month or more in their twenties.



12 times a month? I think I hit over 12 times per week easy.

 

[ricco561]

That's interesting because every other study shows that frequent sex (and masturbation) reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
Maybe all the UK boys lied about their conquests?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I always thought that not cleaning the plumbing enough would lead to prostate cancer, cuz of all the old/dead sperm n such in there not getting released. wtf

 

[PICK3]

Masturbation leads to my socks sticking together

 

[slat1]

Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age


FUCK, I'm dead.

Yeah well I'm Cancer!

 

[eddymerckx]

i should be dead by ten years ago