Marine Corps barracks life....PRICELESS

[Buddy_Christ]

being a lightweight isn't a good thing when you live in the barracks.

The damage being done -

Mr. Lightweight wakes up to a camera flash, oblivious to what has been done to his face, and exclaims "HEY! you guys are taking pictures?! lemme go get my camera too!"

sure, i've seen a lot worse done to people that have passed out drunk (wish i had the pics of when we shoved a piece of pizza in someone's ass crack), but the fact that this guy went and got his own camera and we took pics of him like this made it pretty damn funny.

 

[UA_Iron]

damn, hahahha

 

[bran987]

greatness!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

The guy on the far right in the above group picture was my room mate for just over a year. when he drank, he would pretty much be drunk by beer #2, but could polish off an 18 pack and be just as drunk as he was when he finished his second beer. after beer #18, he'd be so drunk he couldn't remember his own name, yet he'd still keep drinking.

We go to a party at our platoon sergeant's house one friday night. a few hours into the party, he was so smashed he could barely walk, but kept drinking. Early the next morning, I made my way back to the barracks. i wasn't sure if my room mate was there or not, but didn't really care.

When i opened the door, i saw his shirt laying on the floor. a few feet away were his pants. right by the bathroom door were his socks. I had to piss, so i followed the trail of clothing into the bathroom. when i opened the bathroom door, i saw his underwear laying on the floor, and could see his feet from under the stall. i started yelling for him to hurry up and get off the shitter, as i had to go. no response.

i push open the stall door to see him passed out on the shitter, bent over so far his head was only a few inches off the ground. i picked his head up and started smacking him around to wake him up. he finally wakes up, and as he's beginning to stand up, he says "hey man, where am i? how did i get here?" then he looks down, discovers he is naked, and quickly covers his crotch with his hands as he asks "hey man...where in the hell are my clothes?!?!" i told him to get out of the bathroom and go to bed, and his slurred response was that he had to go to the bathroom, just give him a minute and he'd be done.

i went to a friend's room to use his bathroom. a few minutes later, i decided to check on my room mate. this is how i found him -

he slept like that for 2 hours before waking up and stumbling to his bed.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ahahahahaa

 

[UA_Iron]

hahahha, I am busting up over here.

 

[biteme]

LMAO. Brings back memories of my youth.

 

[Robert Jan]

hhhahah that guy is fucked up

 

[JarHed]

HAHAHAHA! That brings back memories of my escapades back in the day on Camp Pen & Okinawa. Thanks for the trip dowm memory lane!

 

[tuc biscuit]

I can barely make the picture out, make them bigger.

also sweet flat-top on that one guy lol.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I can barely make the picture out, make them bigger.

also sweet flat-top on that one guy lol.

i used the scanner on campus for these pics, and i wasn't really familiar with it or the program. wasn't quite sure how big the pics were going to be, and they seemed ok on the computer at school.


the guy with the flat top......we're pretty sure he was a fag. he was stationed in okinawa for a year. when he went over there, he was a virgin and preached to people about how he'd remain a virgin til he got married. when he came back stateside, he had stories of having sex with japanese women in the bars and clubs. there were people we knew that had seen a few of these women, and they didn't quite look like women. he'd brag about having sex with them, yet it seemed that they always told him to just stick it in their ass because it was "that time of the month." oh, he'd also be paying for the sex too.

that same dude (P) and the one we did the marker job on (M)....the marker covered guy was chatting with some chick on the net. he wanted to meet her, so he got P to go with him to pick her up. she was some nasty trailer park trash desert rat chick. so the second time M asks P to go with him to get her, they bring her back to the barracks and they're all hanging out together. M, for some reason, decides to go to bed and leave P alone with her.

follow along here....

dude in the first picture holding the marker was room mates with P. he was asleep on the top bunk when he was suddenly woken up by the bunk bed moving slightly and a little bit of noise. he leans over to see P's fat white ass (yes, dude was built like a turkey) on top of the skank ho. he loudly exclaims "what the fuck is going on?" then he hears P "finishing." it was over as fast as it had started. he starts making fun of them.

"dude, what in the fuck? you're actually fucking that nasty chick?"

they both told him to fuck off.

"well, i dunno if you actually fucked her or not, that was over pretty fast."

chick tells him to fuck off again, P starts saying that "it's been a while."

then dude yells out "and what the fuck is that nasty smell?!?! is that her pussy?!?! damn that shit stinks! get the fucking air freshener!!! that's the nastiest thing i've ever smelled! smells like a damn dumpster. i hope you didn't eat that pussy first!"

 

[BonerBoy]

lol

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

lol i was hooking up with some chick before at a party and could smell her nasty pussy even though she was still fully dressed. it was putrid, i told her i would be right back and went home instead.

 

[gonelifting]

lol Is that Mike Tyson? It looks like his tat.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

lol Is that Mike Tyson? It looks like his tat.

he couldn't be so lucky. Tyson speaks more intelligently than this dude ever could.

 

[Rex]

Funny shit man. Crazy times. Had a few of those and got 2 years more of them to come.

We had a guy in Okinawa with us. Sworn virgin until he got married, so he told us at MOS school. A month into the 12 month tour and he was balls deep in a fat whore at the dirty 40 in Kin, town just outside the gates. It used to be the dirty thirty, but I guess inflation caused them to raise the prices. Anyway he goes on the MEU and tells the other guy he was with how he used to bang all sorts of chicks while rolling on E. Guy comes back and asks us, of course we make virgin boy (V) look bad for lying, and tell him the story where V got so drunk in town that he licked a nasty urinal. I've seen the urinal, I've pissed in that urinal, and know people who have also pissed in it. Knowing he licked it still sickens me.

Crak, you talk to any of the guys who witnessed the banana show? I saw it twice, remember seeing it once. The time I remember seeing it I was appauled. Still can't eat bananas. The longer I'm off that rock the more fond memories I have of it. Seem to black out the bad times.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

licked a urinal?!?! i've got one that isn't quite as bad, but close....

i'm only in contact with a few people i was stationed with. one of them has never had sex for free. lost his virginity in Tia Juana for $36, would get "Call Girls" in Vegas, Palm Springs, Laughlin, wherever they were availible if he had the money. he'd actually save up just to get a hooker and blow his load in 30 seconds.

anyway, i'm talking to him a few months ago, and he's talking about the hookers in the area he lives in now. told me a story about how a hooker CALLED HIM one morning. so he goes and meets her, then pays her for sex (shouldn't that of been the other way around? ). well, he's telling me this, and he says he licked the kitty too. i had to ask him 3x to confirm that he had in fact gone down on her, and it wasn't the first time either. i told him to save his money next time and just go lick a public urinal, because it's practically the same thing.