mangos piss me off

[swole]

hey mango, fuck you.

fuck that big ass pit which makes your edible portion seem bigger than it really is. if it wasn't there i'd eat you like an apple.

and fuck you and the strings you leave between my teeth

 

[Frisky]

ok fucker

that is my nick name

dammit

 

[swole]

ok fucker

that is my nick name

dammit

i like my mangos firm and sweet

 

[Frisky]

i like my mangos firm and sweet

im firm and sweet

 

[swole]

im firm and sweet

do you leave strings between teeth?

 

[Frisky]

do you leave strings between teeth?

lol

no im smooth and silky

 

[trailseeker]

damn the mangoes.
damn the seeds
damn you
damn the broccoli
and damn the Wright Brothers!!!

 

[SoreArms]

I loves mangos

 

[EnderJE]

Try mangos from Mexico or the Phillipines. Sweet and juicy.

 

[wootoom]

is he an alter?

 

[UA_Iron]

this thread reminds me of one I would make.

Funny shit, I read the title and laughed out loud.

But seriously, mangos are deceiving little bitches.

 

[swole]

this thread reminds me of one I would make.

Funny shit, I read the title and laughed out loud.

But seriously, mangos are deceiving little bitches.

Thank God someone is on the same level.

Seriously, they're goddamn huge, then you get to eat, what....HALF of it??
WTF is that??

not to mention you're sucking at your teeth for hours after you eat one, fuck that.

(they're so good tho)

 

[Redshoteye]

Thank God someone is on the same level.

Seriously, they're goddamn huge, then you get to eat, what....HALF of it??
WTF is that??

not to mention you're sucking at your teeth for hours after you eat one, fuck that.

(they're so good tho)

who gives a fuck if the size is deceiving they taste ex-cep-tional. just buy a shitload of mangos... and floss

 

[swole]

who gives a fuck if the size is deceiving they taste ex-cep-tional. just buy a shitload of mangos... and floss

the cost of that cross across my LaCoste
got u lookin cross-eyed at a flossin boss

that's original swole lyrics

 

[Frisky]

if you cut them just right you don't get the strings in your teeth, seriously

damn i love mangos

 

[Dunk]

Frisk can you fit the whole mango seed in your mouth at once?

 

[Frisky]

Frisk can you fit the whole mango seed in your mouth at once?

you'd be surprised what i can fit in my mouth all at once

 

[spongebob]

hey its friday.

 

[stilleto]

swole, go eat a pomegranate... it'll make you appreciate the mango.

 

[foreigngirl]

swole, go eat a pomegranate... it'll make you appreciate the mango.

lol...no shit. Try to get those little fuckers out