Mandingo Dick vs. Hotness?

[uamaverick]

Pick one or the other:

A: You have a massive Mandingo dick but you're an ugly, scrawny, short, piece of shit loser that no woman would be attracted to.

B: You have an awesome physique and epic manly jawline but your cock is 4-5"

Which one?

 

[uamaverick]

Also, thank God I have both a huge dick and I'm a hawt piece of ass. Just sayin'.

 

[Ffactor]

You first.

 

[wootoom]

That's easy.

C

 

[uamaverick]

I guess I would pick the Mandingo dick. I know a lot of ugly motherfuckers that are with some hot little sluts, for whatever reason. Probably because they have Mandingo dicks too. Word eventually gets around, and you build yourself a reputation.

I just don't know how I would even be able to have sex if my dick was only 5", and I would probably kill myself if I was 4".

 

[brownbrown]

A ......

 

[nangiggles]

I'd pick a male B over an A

 

[brownbrown]

You dont have a Cawk, no vote

 

[uamaverick]

I think she was saying she'd fuck Male B over A. Her puss is too small for the Mandingo power, lolololol

 

[brownbrown]

lol

 

[shirlene29]

hotness..if you dont know how to use your tongue hands or toys...GTFO

 

[brownbrown]

hotness..if you dont know how to use your tongue hands or toys...GTFO

Fuck that ... I'm the Toy!

 

[shirlene29]

well you could have a cupie doll head...or a tiny cock

I wouldnt know

 

[brownbrown]

well you could have a cupie doll head...or a tiny cock

I wouldnt know

Hahaha!!!!
Message coming.

 

[nimbus]

option b then move to vietnam

 

[brownbrown]

option b then move to vietnam

Good Idea !!!!!!

 

[CoBra666]

B with dick lengthening surgery

 

[cindylou]

Obviously I'm not a guy so this would be from my perspective of picking a potential guy...I'm a lucky woman I don't to consider these opportunity costs

If I absolutely had to pick out of these two I'd take option B

 

[nimbus]

charlotte chose A in sex and the city

 

[nydj66]

Obviously I'm not a guy so this would be from my perspective of picking a potential guy...I'm a lucky woman I don't to consider these opportunity costs

If I absolutely had to pick out of these two I'd take option B

Cindy's saying she is a size-queen, but she ain't willing to put up with no ugly-ass man.



I'm happy where I am; average looks, big f*ckin' cock!

 

[shirlene29]

ya but pls tell me you were trolling with the tranny story

otherwise the visual just got worse for me

 

[zwhit]

you better hit the gym buddy

 

[nangiggles]

if you're ugly as fuck you'll never get a chick to discover the mandingoness

 

[wootoom]

if you're ugly as fuck you'll never get a chick to discover the mandingoness

lololol

 

[musclemom]

Which guy is capable of holding up his end of a conversation that includes words of more than two syllables?

 

[Dial_tone]

A will rarely get the chance to show anyone.

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[nydj66]

ya but pls tell me you were trolling with the tranny story

otherwise the visual just got worse for me

Pssshaw! I'm sure you could take 8.5" in the pooper too.

 

[shirlene29]

pls tell me youre trollin dood

 

[brownbrown]

if you're ugly as fuck you'll never get a chick to discover the mandingoness

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[nangiggles]

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it does but there has to be some sort of attraction for me to get to peener viewing