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Nathan

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It seems like the fun got sucked right up out of this place these days. If there were such a thing as Fun Vampires (vampires that suck fun to sustain their lonely lives instead of blood), I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of them just hung out at EF all day. You know that whole Fun Vampire thing made sense and frankly I think you're all just jealous you didn't think of it first.
Anyways, this place is kinda depressing now. If people aren't sobbing over the fact that nobody loves them then they're bitching about the fact that nobody loves them. I think it would be best if from now on everyone stopped putting themselves under the microscope and started scrutinizing other people, preferably fat people since they're easy targets.
I wonder how one becomes a Fun Vampire anyways. That sounds like a sweet deal. I'd hang out at amusement parks and stuff and get fat off all the fun people are having. Then I'd throw up all the fun I ingested and fill up on fresh fun all over again. Rinse and repeat.
 
I think these fun vampires have hit my social life :( I didn't end up at the Guv or anywhere for that mature on Sunday.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I think these fun vampires have hit my social life :( I didn't end up at the Guv or anywhere for that mature on Sunday.
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Why not? What happened? You need a fun coordinator. I went to a concert on Sunday and had a good time but don't remember much. Good times anyways. Why didn't you go? What did you do instead, little miss tons of fun?
 
The Fun Vampires are in full force at many LA clubs lately. Good god they're boring as of late.

Damn you Fun Vampires!!!!
 
You might be onto something here dinkus. I posted an extremely funny thread just moments ago and it completely disappeared. I could not even find it with platinum search and now I can't remember what I posted so I can't post it again. As soon as I get home I am going to rub garlic all over my computer.
 
Mr. dB said:
Nobody loves me.
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Don't worry about it. Nobody probably really loved Hitler all that much either but he almost took over the world. You see there's hope for us all.
 
Nathan said:
Why not? What happened? You need a fun coordinator. I went to a concert on Sunday and had a good time but don't remember much. Good times anyways. Why didn't you go? What did you do instead, little miss tons of fun?
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My gf that I was suppose to go out with was plaining our activties around a man shit kept falling through. You know how reliable men can be :rolleyes: I end up staying in and talking on the phone with her for hours. Will you be my fun cooridinator? Who did you see on Sunday night? Where and was it any good?
 
Reminds me of the Warren Zevon song - Werewolves of london.

He was singing about gay people, I think all you people might be geigh too.
 
yes, I agree, it is more like a political and self analysis board around here recently
 
sheep-head said:
yes, I agree, it is more like a political and self analysis board around here recently
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Everybody's havin' fuckin relationship problems these days.....

It's amazing that people allow things to get that fucked up before they ask for help.



DIV

:chomp:
 
TheOak01 said:
Nathan must be to busy bouncing and getting bitches at the clubs to grace us with a visit anymore
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My internet went down for a bit and besides it's been more like fucking myself over with bitches, which isn't all that far off my usual routine. As per example, I cock-blocked myself nicely on Friday. I went to meet this girl at a club and, after finding her and talking to her for 2 minutes, I left with my friend to go talk to another girl who I knew has wanted to sleep with me for a while (and who, I might add, just recently dieted down for a fitness show and looks really good). Long story short, I got a little over friendly after she grabbed my cock but the jerk wouldn't cheat on her boyfriend so all I got was a raincheck on the animal sex I was trying (unsuccesfully) to finess my way into. When I went to go find the other girl, she was, needless to say, gone and probably not too happy with me. I doubt I'll be hearing back from her.
Girls - 1
Nathan - 0

That was a longer story than I thought. How's that for bitching about the opposite sex?
 
superqt4u2nv said:
7 out of 17 you can do better my friend. ;)
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Holy shit. The 17 point scale is still being used? Seriously that should stop if for no other reason than it inflates bullit's ego, which pisses me off though I'm not sure why.
 
Nathan said:
Holy shit. The 17 point scale is still being used? Seriously that should stop if for no other reason than it inflates bullit's ego, which pisses me off though I'm not sure why.
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Don't hate and :lmao: at your self inflicted cock block bravo my friend. ;)
 
Nathan said:
Holy shit. The 17 point scale is still being used? Seriously that should stop if for no other reason than it inflates bullit's ego, which pisses me off though I'm not sure why.
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The only part of bullit that will ever inflate is his rather large stomach from an overdose of beer and potato chips.
 
Let's all post random numbers between 1 and 17 instead of actually contributing to the conversation. Grow up. I mean honestly.
 
Nathan said:
Let's all post random numbers between 1 and 17 instead of actually contributing to the conversation. Grow up. I mean honestly.
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Yeah what he said!!!



Oh wait I started this :o :verygood:
 
well im no funologist, but yeah, the one liners have taken a huge dive around here lately, and some of my threads have been suffocated by humourless bastards :mad:

AND my luck with the women is firmly in the toilet, AND im morphing into a freaking fat bastard. all i have to do now is change my name to JerseyDelicious and the transformation will be complete
 
GoldenDelicious said:
well im no funologist, but yeah, the one liners have taken a huge dive around here lately, and some of my threads have been suffocated by humourless bastards :mad:

AND my luck with the women is firmly in the toilet, AND im morphing into a freaking fat bastard. all i have to do now is change my name to JerseyDelicious and the transformation will be complete
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lol. Things sound good then. :)
 
Nathan said:
Let's all post random numbers between 1 and 17 instead of actually contributing to the conversation. Grow up. I mean honestly.
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8
 
GoldenDelicious said:
well im no funologist, but yeah, the one liners have taken a huge dive around here lately, and some of my threads have been suffocated by humourless bastards :mad:

AND my luck with the women is firmly in the toilet, AND im morphing into a freaking fat bastard. all i have to do now is change my name to JerseyDelicious and the transformation will be complete
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We're not worthy, we're not worthy. ;)
 
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