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OfficerNate
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Tonight when I was working off-duty at a grocery store for extra money, I saw a man with the biggest set of man boobs in the world. These things started at his shoulders and ended at his waist. On top of that, he has a hunch back and was wearing some kind of kung fu outfit that was blue and was wearing his yellow belt like the man boob karate kid. Then to make things worse, he had these fuzzy shiny blue pimp slippers on. I am not kidding, these are the kind of venomous porch hogs that grow in Independence. He looks like the crazy guy Pyle from Full Metal Jacket, just with huge manboobs.
