Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

Mail Order Brides.

Big Rick Rock

Big Rick Rock

istrator
Would you get one?

talk amongst yourselves.
 
onerepmaximum said:
I don't think my wife would be down.
Click to expand...

What if you were single/divorced and in your 40's but still liked Young(20's) poontang ?
 
Big Rick Rock said:


What if you were single/divorced and in your 40's but still liked Young(20's) poontang ?
Click to expand...
Why not. You don't really know a woman until you marry her anyway. It's a crap shoot at best. Might as well be some hot foreigner who doesn't speak English that well.
 
Hell YES!

I'd give my eye-teeth for a wife! She can cook,clean and shop for me any ole day of the week!
 
anya said:
Sure.


How much for a little vietnamese chica?
Click to expand...

I think just food and shelter...

how you like this one:

23132b.jpg

23132a.jpg
 
as long as she didn't speak english

(brr - i thought you was audi5000?)
 
Beached Whale said:
She would also have to cook, clean, carpool, speak only when spoken to a lick kitty like nobody's business. :D
Click to expand...

no carpooling or leaving the house for her- if she could do all that peeps would be looking to steal her!
 
Becoming said:
as long as she didn't speak english

(brr - i thought you was audi5000?)
Click to expand...


I already spoke to Sh4dowf4lcon about this... ask him to explain what is going on and what will happen...

PS: Don't even think about highjacking my thread!
 
Big Rick Rock said:
PS: Don't even think about highjacking my thread!
Click to expand...

not even close- 2 god responses so far....

and FYI i think I would go for latin or eastern european befor asian... just personal pref...
 
Becoming said:


no carpooling or leaving the house for her- if she could do all that peeps would be looking to steal her!
Click to expand...


27101a.jpg

27778a.jpg
 
vixenbabe said:
Hell YES!

I'd give my eye-teeth for a wife! She can cook,clean and shop for me any ole day of the week!
Click to expand...

Ha ha! But make sure she's Vietnamese...they give great pedicure and manicures!:D
 
Becoming said:


not even close- 2 god responses so far....

and FYI i think I would go for latin or eastern european befor asian... just personal pref...
Click to expand...

hummm

F3667A.JPG
 
sorry rick she has a misshappen head.... i am real particular about stuff like that...
 
Becoming said:
sorry rick she has a misshappen head.... i am real particular about stuff like that...
Click to expand...

really?
I think its just her hair... makes her look like a cone head.
 
got any dutch girls?- they are probably not available by mail order- got to pick one up in person....
 
rick- where are my damn dutch girlz....

and please ban alien- that is disgusting...
 
Seashell said:
I'm Dutch.

But not mail-order.. ;)
Click to expand...

Mmmmm dutch girlz were always a good time...

not mail-order- but is it cheapy-cheap?:D
 
Becoming said:


Mmmmm dutch girlz were always a good time...

not mail-order- but is it cheapy-cheap?:D
Click to expand...

I can't say for the others, but there's nothing cheap about this one.. :D
 
Seashell said:


I can't say for the others, but there's nothing cheap about this one.. :D
Click to expand...


where are my gold diggaz at? hoody hoo
 
Becoming said:


Mmmmm dutch girlz were always a good time...

not mail-order- but is it cheapy-cheap?:D
Click to expand...

Whatch it there tough-guy.... you looking for a split lip? ;)
 
Seashell said:
I can't say for the others, but there's nothing cheap about this one.. :D
Click to expand...

yep- nothing cheap about them either.... some high performance bods on them though (and nice girlz to boot)
 
jh1 said:
Whatch it there tough-guy.... you looking for a split lip? ;)
Click to expand...

Are you a dutch girl too? :D
 
Seashell said:


He's not allowed to play in our fort.
Click to expand...

Exactly my point.... if he shows up, then I'm calling Paris and that's all there is to it....

:finger2: (Becoming)
 
F all the small talk... use google and post up some nice Pics.
 
Alright someone needs to clue me in here... what is the haps on this fort and someone better produce a replacemtn dutch girl if the current one is out of stock.....
 
man everyone sure wants a lot for brr-- i just want some dutch girl pics
 
Becoming said:
man everyone sure wants a lot for brr-- i just want some dutch girl pics
Click to expand...

Hmmm mail order latin girls would be nice too!! I am thinking something along the lines of Selma or the Catherine Zeta jones look in Zorro. Make them about 5'9" or 5' 10" please ;)
 
can we get a sampler plate to start?
 
I like the little bio thing that comes with chibas..... any real hot freaks you have seen?
 
p48011-4.jpg


p43660-2.jpg


p53409-3.jpg
 
bro - dutch girlz are fun...
 
p51137-1.jpg


p51137-3.jpg
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:
rick is trippin' for sure man, lol
Click to expand...

Shut up you.
 
mang, you already married right? so what are you doing mail order bride shopping broly? My uncle did this, married a lady fro m PI (phil islands). They had 2 beautiful daughters, and they loved him until the day he died. Very submissive and agreeable lady. Nice looking also.

One of my neighbors is a black man with a phillipine mail order and he loves her and she is also very submissive and agreeable.

It is common, but damn, in Texas you long for a sexy small town angel, homegrown is best. ;)
 
jh1 said:


Zing...... :D

NO, but I have one in my bedroom....
Click to expand...

With your luck, your 21yrl mail order bride will come to you after having spent 4 years working in a bordello.
 
Big Rick Rock said:


With your luck, your 21yrl mail order bride will come to you after having spent 4 years working in a bordello.
Click to expand...

What is up with this bullshit?

Post up a pick of the lucky lady, and I'll do the same... (actually, I already did and got delivered one temporary ban for doing so...., but I'll PM you some picks and you can put them up for me)....

We'll let the members decide who is lucky...

Besides... what is luckier than having Seashell in your bedroom building a fort to play in together? You got something on me, let's hear it!!! Put up or SHUT UP....

Either that or give me my custom title..... :D
 
mail order brides

is this the next elite how to guide?
mail order marriage made simple.
SHE COOKS! SHE CLEANS!SHE LOVES LONG TIME!
BUTTS!BOOBS! S.A.R.S.!
$29.95 if you order (insert date here)
 
Some of those chicks have master's degrees and speak like 4 languages, puls they all look like models.

Those european countries must really, really suck. Why else would those girls want to marry some greasy forigner?
 
It works for some people. I've heard stories from friends. I just don't think that I'd have enough in common with a woman from a different culture. I want someone that I can talk about the 80's music with, old t.v. shows, things that we grew up together experiencing.
 
this is awesome, i'm ordering 3. i don't wanna see them in person until they make a trip to the american hair salon, get a brazillian wax, and probably a new wardrobe. after that, it should be gravy.

i've narrowed it down to these few-

p56802-1.jpg


97005P1.jpg


p54347-3.jpg
 
jh1 said:


What is up with this bullshit?

Post up a pick of the lucky lady, and I'll do the same... (actually, I already did and got delivered one temporary ban for doing so...., but I'll PM you some picks and you can put them up for me)....

We'll let the members decide who is lucky...

Besides... what is luckier than having Seashell in your bedroom building a fort to play in together? You got something on me, let's hear it!!! Put up or SHUT UP....

Either that or give me my custom title..... :D
Click to expand...


lol lol lol... Don't take it to the heart bro :D

I'm thinking of a custom tittle for you.... But I can't think of one.
 
Big Rick Rock said:



lol lol lol... Don't take it to the heart bro :D

I'm thinking of a custom tittle for you.... But I can't think of one.
Click to expand...

Daddy, PIMP, Bitch, Mail Order Bride, Coke Whore... all come to mind... where's your creativity...

ANYTHING... just change it from that lame Pro Bodybuilder....






Please?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

W
best way to lose weight using ozempic
Replies
6
Views
476
2Thick
2Thick
R
geneza pharma took care of me
Replies
9
Views
1K
the_alcatraz
the_alcatraz
Macedog24
PuritySourceLabs Back in stock. Come and get it!!
Replies
12
Views
487
SteveMobsterG
SteveMobsterG
A
Purity Source labs big order success
Replies
10
Views
784
PhillDragon
PhillDragon
F
figuring which supps to buy at the store?
Replies
9
Views
908
wootoom
wootoom
Top Bottom