Mad Max

[Nathan]

I think that the powers that be, and by that I mean Superman and Batman, should totally make some more Mad Max films. Those kicked some serious anus. I fancy myself to be a lot like ol' Max you know. Rugged good looks, tough as nails, strong silent type, and probably not gay. Anywho, if any of you work for any major film producers, get your shit together and make me some more Mad Max movies. Oh yeah, and don't cast Mel Gibson as Max anymore - he's no longer a spring chicken and frankly he seems much more likely to be gay now and that is definitely not a good trait for Mad Max.

 

[AAP]

Mad Max was also dirty and in need of a shower. Is this how you view yourself as well.

Be your own hero, don't let someone else be.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Agreed.. Mad Max films were awsome..
But who would you want cast as Mad Max now??...

 

[AAP]

But who would you want cast as Mad Max now??...

Justin Timberlake

 

[Nathan]

Mad Max was also dirty and in need of a shower. Is this how you view yourself as well.

Be your own hero, don't let someone else be.

Yes, I am dirty is that what you wanted to hear? Whoever said I was a hero or wanted to be one like Mad Max? I just said I was like him in many, i.e. all the good, ways. I also possess all the good characterisitcs attributable to the following heros:

Batman
Superman
Spiderman
Any other hero whose name finishes with 'man'.
Sherlock Holmes
Albert Einstein
Thomas Jefferson
Ernest
etc.

Remember, I said I possess only the GOOD characteristics of those people. It's the truth. I am my own person I am merely rtying to illustrate the kind of magnificence I inherently possess. Yeah, you see how you scum. You only scum a compared to Krusty!

 

[Nathan]

Agreed.. Mad Max films were awsome..
But who would you want cast as Mad Max now??...

Who would I cast? Probably me.

 

[AAP]

Everyone of those "heros" you named were gay.

 

[Nathan]

Everyone of those "heros" you named were gay.

First of all, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!

Second of all, it doesn't matter since I said I only possessed their BEST traits and guess what homosaurus? Being gay is not a desireable trait. Loser.











































Not gay.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Who ever they are, they have to have a hairy nutsack, And know of several different uses for a toothbrush

 

[AAP]

They are all gay.

Batman - has a twinky side kick he dresses in provactive clothing.
Superman - uses his Xray vision to look at men's crotches.
Spiderman - did you hear about his third web shooter?
Sherlock Holmes - brainy fag. who kept Watson around because he had a big cock.

etc...


Now you are aspiring to be like a Leather Daddy. Dirty, unshaven, hairy, dressed in leather... why not just settle for a cow?

 

[Nathan]

They are all gay.

Batman - has a twinky side kick he dresses in provactive clothing.
Superman - uses his Xray vision to look at men's crotches.
Spiderman - did you hear about his third web shooter?
Sherlock Holmes - brainy fag. who kept Watson around because he had a big cock.

etc...


Now you are aspiring to be like a Leather Daddy. Dirty, unshaven, hairy, dressed in leather... why not just settle for a cow?

I can't afford a cow.

 

[AAP]

Don't worry. We homos are idols to millions. You chose well.