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ThrottleJock
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Got a story for you that noboby is going to believe. It’s true though, and my damn head hurts to prove it. I’m sitting at work right now after the rowdiest night of supercharged AS sex ever. And I am the luckiest man in the universe.
You know how every guy has one incredibly hot girl in his life that he may or may not have hooked up with once or twice, just for shits? One of those kind of chicks that is really, frankly, out of your league and you’re not sure exactly how you managed to score? Well I’ve got one of those kind of friends and she’s only in town once or twice a year. She’s going to school out west and she comes back occasionally to visit her parents and always gives (lucky) me a call when she’s in town for a free fuck. No attachments.
I’m sitting on the couch with my girlfriend (sorry guys, I’m a cheater) and she calls me last night. Begging to come over and party with her. She’s been drinking since 3:00 in the afternoon and it’s 8:00pm. I tell my girlfriend that the boys are hitting the town on a Sunday night for service industry night (when all the bartenders and stuff go out). She bites. I shower, put on my pimpest gear and I’m out the door.
She’s over at her best friend’s parent's house. I went to school with this girl and she had some loot back then, but nothing like this. Apparently her family has come into some SERIOUS money and this house is absolutely infuckingcredible. They've got a 17th century tapestry hanging up that's worth $120,000. The rug on the floor when you walk in the door is worth $37,000. They have art all over the walls that is so rare and collectible that portions of it are touring the country to various art shows later this year. We're talking LOOT. A nice place, and I was excited to get to hang out in that sort of environment even if there weren’t two extremely hot, half-lit chicks there.
The girls are gorgeous. My baby is 5’10” 138lbs (we weighed ourselves last night for some reason in the middle of a drunken stupor), dark DARK brown hair, little perky tits and a delicious body. Her ass is like one a guy would draw. Perfect heart-shape. I’ve always said that this is the girl I’m going to marry if I ever settle down. Her friend is even taller, 5’11”, competitive swimmer, blonde. Tighter body and bigger tits than her beautiful brown-haired friend. Both of them have gorgeous faces and I’d be proud to show up anywhere with either one of them on my arm. Just top-notch shit, and I still can’t comprehend how lucky I am. Two super-hot chicks and me.
We hung out and drank a bunch of wine and stuff, and everybody was getting pretty lit. Hopped in the hot tub and the girls got a little naked. Nothing spectacular; just a couple of incredibly beautiful women getting naked in a hot tub. That's what they do, we've all seen that sort of thing before. My girl and I ran off and tried out the steam shower, and at about 4:00am (mind you, I'm working today) we finally make it to bed. Here's where it gets unbelievable. I'm f*cking my sexy little chick kind of half-heartedly. I'm exhausted and drunk from two bottles of 35-year old red wine. Just kind of getting into it and then her friend (the wealthy one) ducks her head in the door and interrupts. I was halfway pissed and halfway happy 'cause I was tired and wouldn't mind going to sleep. The girls flirt with each other a little bit and then the blondie heads back to her room. As she's walking out the door I say "you're welcome to join us". JOKINGLY. I go downstairs and get some water. When I come back into the room, there are two beautiful naked girls in the bed waiting for me, holding a rubber. I absolutely could NOT believe it. I was dreaming, man, like I'm watching some high-budget porn with the best looking girls and the biggest bling-blinging house. I am the luckiest man in the world. I have now seen two girls eat each other, I've had my various fingers, tongue and swoll dick in two girls at the same time. I've plowed a beautiful blonde from the back while I watched her eat an even more beautiful brunette raw. And then we switched and I got to see it from another angle. And another. And another. I got to hide the salami in one girl while eating out another while watching them kiss. I got to blow a giant load over two naked girls backs while they fingered themselves and had their asses pointed at the ceiling. I am the luckiest human being in the universe, and my life is no longer real.
I'm sorry this is off-topic guys, but I'm so fucking excited that I can't stand it. And I can't just bust out and tell my co-workers all about it so I figured I might as well share it with a crew of guys that can appreciate this sort of shit! I LOVE my life.
You know how every guy has one incredibly hot girl in his life that he may or may not have hooked up with once or twice, just for shits? One of those kind of chicks that is really, frankly, out of your league and you’re not sure exactly how you managed to score? Well I’ve got one of those kind of friends and she’s only in town once or twice a year. She’s going to school out west and she comes back occasionally to visit her parents and always gives (lucky) me a call when she’s in town for a free fuck. No attachments.
I’m sitting on the couch with my girlfriend (sorry guys, I’m a cheater) and she calls me last night. Begging to come over and party with her. She’s been drinking since 3:00 in the afternoon and it’s 8:00pm. I tell my girlfriend that the boys are hitting the town on a Sunday night for service industry night (when all the bartenders and stuff go out). She bites. I shower, put on my pimpest gear and I’m out the door.
She’s over at her best friend’s parent's house. I went to school with this girl and she had some loot back then, but nothing like this. Apparently her family has come into some SERIOUS money and this house is absolutely infuckingcredible. They've got a 17th century tapestry hanging up that's worth $120,000. The rug on the floor when you walk in the door is worth $37,000. They have art all over the walls that is so rare and collectible that portions of it are touring the country to various art shows later this year. We're talking LOOT. A nice place, and I was excited to get to hang out in that sort of environment even if there weren’t two extremely hot, half-lit chicks there.
The girls are gorgeous. My baby is 5’10” 138lbs (we weighed ourselves last night for some reason in the middle of a drunken stupor), dark DARK brown hair, little perky tits and a delicious body. Her ass is like one a guy would draw. Perfect heart-shape. I’ve always said that this is the girl I’m going to marry if I ever settle down. Her friend is even taller, 5’11”, competitive swimmer, blonde. Tighter body and bigger tits than her beautiful brown-haired friend. Both of them have gorgeous faces and I’d be proud to show up anywhere with either one of them on my arm. Just top-notch shit, and I still can’t comprehend how lucky I am. Two super-hot chicks and me.
We hung out and drank a bunch of wine and stuff, and everybody was getting pretty lit. Hopped in the hot tub and the girls got a little naked. Nothing spectacular; just a couple of incredibly beautiful women getting naked in a hot tub. That's what they do, we've all seen that sort of thing before. My girl and I ran off and tried out the steam shower, and at about 4:00am (mind you, I'm working today) we finally make it to bed. Here's where it gets unbelievable. I'm f*cking my sexy little chick kind of half-heartedly. I'm exhausted and drunk from two bottles of 35-year old red wine. Just kind of getting into it and then her friend (the wealthy one) ducks her head in the door and interrupts. I was halfway pissed and halfway happy 'cause I was tired and wouldn't mind going to sleep. The girls flirt with each other a little bit and then the blondie heads back to her room. As she's walking out the door I say "you're welcome to join us". JOKINGLY. I go downstairs and get some water. When I come back into the room, there are two beautiful naked girls in the bed waiting for me, holding a rubber. I absolutely could NOT believe it. I was dreaming, man, like I'm watching some high-budget porn with the best looking girls and the biggest bling-blinging house. I am the luckiest man in the world. I have now seen two girls eat each other, I've had my various fingers, tongue and swoll dick in two girls at the same time. I've plowed a beautiful blonde from the back while I watched her eat an even more beautiful brunette raw. And then we switched and I got to see it from another angle. And another. And another. I got to hide the salami in one girl while eating out another while watching them kiss. I got to blow a giant load over two naked girls backs while they fingered themselves and had their asses pointed at the ceiling. I am the luckiest human being in the universe, and my life is no longer real.
I'm sorry this is off-topic guys, but I'm so fucking excited that I can't stand it. And I can't just bust out and tell my co-workers all about it so I figured I might as well share it with a crew of guys that can appreciate this sort of shit! I LOVE my life.
