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HumorMe

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what the crab fairy just brought me. I'm having a party at my house this weekend and I am serving Alaskan snow crablegs and beer. Just bought 40 lbs for $195.00. They look so good. Wish you were here.:)

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A bunch of us once had a "crab fest" in college. ordered about 50 bushels of crabs, strung together about 25 patio tables in a row in a long backyard, ordered abour 6 kegs and just sat in the sun eating crabs and drinking beer for hours on end. it was fantastic.
 
KillahBee said:
A bunch of us once had a "crab fest" in college. ordered about 50 bushels of crabs, strung together about 25 patio tables in a row in a long backyard, ordered abour 6 kegs and just sat in the sun eating crabs and drinking beer for hours on end. it was fantastic.
i want to party with you. but instead of a bunch of us, it would be me and you, and instead of patio tables it would be a waterbed.
 
I bet ole cheffysmoove can't fucking outcook me on these mothers! There isn't much I can do right but I can cook crablegs where the meat just slides right out of the shell and dip it in some melted butter and the succelent ta...shit....I just came.
 
HumorMe said:
I bet ole cheffysmoove can't fucking outcook me on these mothers! There isn't much I can do right but I can cook crablegs where the meat just slides right out of the shell and dip it in some melted butter and the succelent ta...shit....I just came.

Don't stop......






lol
 
HumorMe said:
I bet ole cheffysmoove can't fucking outcook me on these mothers! There isn't much I can do right but I can cook crablegs where the meat just slides right out of the shell and dip it in some melted butter and the succelent ta...shit....I just came.
that is nasty to think of you cumming and eating buttery crab.. you just ruined it
 
KillahBee said:
A bunch of us once had a "crab fest" in college. ordered about 50 bushels of crabs, strung together about 25 patio tables in a row in a long backyard, ordered abour 6 kegs and just sat in the sun eating crabs and drinking beer for hours on end. it was fantastic.

That would be bliss.
 
jnevin said:
That would be bliss.


there were kids that sat at the damn table for about 4 hours straight. fantastic weather, trash cans every 2 feet, paper towels out the ass. it was great, and I'm not even a big crab guy.
 
Lestat said:
so when and where is the party?


My house Friday evening. Be there or be square.

I do this once a year. I have a large tent that I put up and some tables and chairs and a cooker.

We sit outside and drink beer and eat crablegs. Did a low-country boil last year and the crablegs and it turned out real nice.

I've been cooking crablegs for about 15 years and I have the perfect combination of ingredients so that the meat just slides right out of the shell. Fucked up a lot of good crablegs trying though.

It's a bit nippy this year so I will probably crank up the freestanding fireplace to warm things up. Going to have Jimmy Buffett playing on the stereo.

It's a lot of fun.
 
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HumorMe said:
My house Firday evening. Be there or be square.

I do this once a year. I have a large tent that I put up and some tables and chairs and a cooker.

We sit outside and drink beer and eat crablegs. Did a low-country boil last year and the crablegs and it turned out real nice.

I've been cooking crablegs for about 15 years and I have the perfect combination of ingredients so that the meat just slides right out of the shell. Fucked up a lot of good crablegs trying though.

It's a bitt nippy this year so I will probably crank up the freestanding fireplace to warm things up. Going to have Jimmy Buffett playing on the stereo.

It's a lot of fun.
where do you live?
 
HumorMe said:
Just show up.

That would be an interesting conversation with my wife as to "Who are those guys?"


"Hi, I'm Zebo.......Zebo........right, Zebo...........I lift weights."
 
Zebo said:
"Hi, I'm Zebo.......Zebo........right, Zebo...........I lift weights."


lol....she would freak out. Guess what honey, A whole bunch of people from EF are coming over to eat crablegs with us.

WTF!?!

When I first got the internet I met some people in a chatroom and talk to these people all the time. Make a long story short, the fuckers showed up in my town and stayed the fucking weekend in a hotel. They came over and stayed all day Saturday and on Sunday I made sure I wasn't home. The guy and his wife and kids drove from Tennessee to the beach but never made it and I was unsuspectingly their host for the weekend.

It was so embarrassing when a couple of my friends found out and then my family found out. Haven't lived it down to this day.

I look back now and :lmao: over it but at the time there was nothing funny about it.
 
I'll wager a bet that my shake and dry chicken breast made your meal pale in comparison. We'll flip. Heads I win, tales you lose.
 
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